Chloe: ladies, we've been invited to perform at the White House!
Fat Amy: I was banned from that place
Lily: I founded that place in my previous life
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Stacie, during pregnancy: the whole "hormones going crazy when you're pregnant" thing is bullshit. The only true pregnancy stereotype I know is that boobs get bigger
Donald: yeah?
Stacie, seductively: wanna test'em?
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Flo: how are you so pale?
Beca: I scare the sun away.
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Emily: Aubrey told me I'm an amazing person!
Beca: yeah? She said the same thing to me, except in other words
Emily: what words did she use?
Beca: "annoying bitch"
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CR: we're not leaving you alone in the house
Fat Amy: why not?
CR: because the last time you accidentally set fire to the kitchen
Fat Amy: *mouth opens to protest*
CR: with a microwave
Fat Amy: *mouth snaps shout*
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Emily: Beca! I got myself a papercut!
Beca: it's ok kid, I'm gonna get a band-aid
Emily: band-aid? But Amy said we need to amputate!
Fat Amy: *shrugs*
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CR: great, Em, you found the shirt. Are we ready to leave?
Emily: no, wait! I still need a bottom!
Stacie: just grab Beca and go
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Chloe: Beca wrote me a love letter!!!
Aubrey: Chloe, this is a grocery list...
Chloe: ok well yes but god, can't you read between the lines??
Aubrey, rolling her eyes: the ones that say "milk" or the ones that say "bread sticks"?
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
