Stacie: Beca gives away her sexuality so easily
CR: prove it
Stacie: hey Becs, do you like anyone?
Beca: Chlo
Beca: I mean n-no...
Beca: I uh I gotta gay
Beca: go! I meant g-go... uh see you later gays- guys!
Beca: Fuck! Bye!
Stacie: yes, "bi" is correct
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Flo: I think you're overly stressed and you tend to stress the people around you as well
Aubrey: that's what my therapist's therapist also said
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Flo: Emily, your eyes remind me of the ocean nowadays
Emily: but they're brown
Flo: exactly
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Beca: why is it called "The Breakfast Club" if they never have breakfast?
Jesse: well why do you call your female friends "girlfriends" if you don't- wait a minute
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Theo: my name may be short, but you know what isn't?
Beca: the list of your disappointed partners?
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Chloe: I'm not drunk!
Beca: oh yeah? How many fingers am I holding up?
Chloe, gasping: did you steal someone's fingers?!
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Chloe: back in high school I was in the cheer squad. I once made a cheer for one of my teachers
Aubrey: what did it say?
Chloe: "give me a B! Give me a B! Give me a B! Please give me a B..."
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Emily: Beca is amazing, she presses some buttons on a mixing board and it's magic!
Aubrey: Beca is known for her ability in pushing buttons
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A/N: congrats to Brittany on her engagement! I'm so happy for her, she deserves true love 💖
Also I've watched Edge Of Seventeen today and it was amazing, 10/10 would recommend!
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
