Stacie: I identify as a vegan environmentalist
Fat Amy: I don't get that lifestyle. You claim you wanna save trees but then you eat them. Make up your mind!
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Beca: maybe you should watch your mouth!
Chloe: maybe you should kiss it!
Beca: what?
Chloe: I said maybe you should shut up!
Beca: well maybe you should go fuck yourself!
Chloe: maybe you should fuck me instead!
Beca: alright what's going on
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Aubrey: I may seem a little old fashioned but I'm actually pretty modern. I have an iPhone and browse the Netflix from time to time
Beca: you just said "the Netflix". Speaks for itself
Aubrey: no I'm hip
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Chloe: OMG Beca, I fell and hurt my lips... Will you kiss'em better?
Beca: wouldn't it be more helpful if I got a first-aid kit?
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Stacie: I don't like the colour green... Does that mean I'm racist for colors?
CR: I don't think the Hulk will take offense
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Chloe: I trust all of you immensely
The Bellas: *smile at each other *
CR: *glances at Lily*
CR: I trust eight of you immensely
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[playing spin the bottle]
Chloe: *spins*
Stacie: looks like you're gonna have to kiss Bump-
Stacie: wait where are you going-
Stacie: Chloe the bottle didn't land on Bec-
Stacie: CHLOE!!
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A/N: Anna Kendrick broke the internet yesterday, her impact 😌🙌
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
