Things the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have.
Plus some original oneshots.
The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
Chloe: we need something to keep people interested. we need a slogan! Aubrey: all the fellas love the Bellas Chloe: too lame CR: double B's where you should be! Chloe: sounds like advertising Emily: Barden Bellas in your area! Chloe: too familiar Fat Amy: I still think we should go by Acabellas Chloe: that's a matter for another time, but God I love the puns Stacie: Barden Hard- Chloe: no. Chloe: Beca? any ideas? Beca: Beca: we are the Bellas, this is a slogan, here's some songs Chloe: perfect!
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Beca: so, instruct me about this whole anime thing. where should I start? Ooh, what about this one? Emily: oh, that's about gambling. but it's also a little sexy Beca: never mind then, better steer clear from steamy drawings to start. what about this one? Emily: ah, that's about zombies... but it's also kinda sexy Beca: weird and sort of gross but ok... this one? Emily: well it's about food, but- Beca: stop right there, for my sanity I don't think I wanna know
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Chloe: let's practice hard! Beca: you're cute Chloe: what? Beca: y-your cue. like... you should tell us when to start singing Chloe: oh... right haha Beca, muttering: adorable Chloe: hmm? Beca: a door...bell. someone rang the doorbell Chloe: really? I didn't notice. my hearing doesn't seem to be that great these days! Beca: and we thank God for that
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Chloe: I'm so angry at Beca! Aubrey: then why are you drawing hearts all over her photo? Chloe: I'm doing it angrily!
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Emily: what would you do if I broke up with you? Benji: I'd get back with my ex Emily, frowning: ...really? Benji: yeah... the ex would be you :) Emily: aww!! *pecks his cheek* Bumper: hey, what would you do if I broke up with you? Fat Amy: get back with my ex Bumper: aw- Fat Amy: luckily I kept his number somewhere... Bumper: ... Beca: so, what would you- Chloe: break your legs so you can't leave. Beca: I love you.
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Stacie: Amy! Bella is crying! why aren't you moving a finger?! Fat Amy: it's called "babysitting" Fat Amy: that's a baby and I'm sitting
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Chloe: when are you gonna propose to me? Beca: uh, what's the point of proposing if you're already agreeing? Chloe: I want to be surprised but I also want to make sure we're on the same page. and I also you to hurry so do it tomorrow Beca: doesn't this defeat the whole purpose? Chloe: I don't know the exact time you'll do it. don't make it too obvious! Beca: okay... Chloe: has to be before lunch though. don't wanna risk having something in my teeth at the big moment Beca: alright Chloe: but also, after breakfast. I wanna make sure I look pretty and not like I just got out of bed Beca: so... around noon? Chloe: perfect, do it then
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Beca: Emily is not fit for this place, she has no sense of self preservation! Aubrey: you're exaggerating Emily, running in fear: Beca! Beca!!! Beca: what?? Emily: don't ask me how but I just found out bears do NOT like honey for lunch, they would rather have scared girls with iron deficiency on the menu!!! Beca: yeah we're leaving
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Chloe: Bec, do you love me? Beca: yes Chloe: but are you in love with me? Beca: also yes Chloe: so how much do you- Beca, sighing and gettingher wallet: Chlo, just say which flavor of ice cream Chloe, beaming: chocolate!
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Chloe: yeah I know this Portuegoose guy Aubrey: you mean Portuguese? Chloe: I'm not dumb, Bree I know the singular for Portuguese is Portugoose Aubrey: please attend your classes.
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Aubrey: okay so now we just need the coca cola, chips and cupcakes Stacie: wait, cupcakes? I thought you said "cups" Chloe: I got my ticket for the- Beca: no. Aubrey: I said cupcakes. you brought cups? Stacie: I'm well known... for my cups Beca: Jesus Christ. Aubrey: never mind. CR, did you bring the chips? CR: I thought Emily was supposed to do that Aubrey: goddammit, is there ANYONE who understood their assignment?? Fat Amy, bursting in: hola bitches, I brought the cocaine
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