Emily: *walks in with a black eye*
Aubrey: oh my God, what happened?
Emily: I wanted to know if Beca was ticklish
Aubrey: and?
Emily: she is
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Theo: how are you ladies?
Fat Amy: questioning us? What are you, a cop? Hm?
Theo: uh no... Why, do you guys carry anything illegal?
Beca: other than Flo? Not really
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Fat Amy: one word! "in the closet"
Emily: clothes!
CR: skeletons!
Aubrey: Beca!
Beca, turning to Aubrey: pardon?
Fat Amy: correct, Aubrey!
Beca, turning to Amy: pardon??
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[over the phone]
Aubrey: hey Flo, what are you doing?
Flo: playing a board game and going bankrupt
Aubrey: Monopoly?
Flo: what's Monopoly? This is my life
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Theo: do you maybe wanna go out?
Beca: yes *leaves the building*
Theo:
Theo: oh I see what just happened
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Chloe: I think small things are so darn cute! Small bottles, small phones, small socks...
Aubrey: *glances at Beca*
Aubrey: yeah that figures
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Beca: what should I wear to impress my boss?
Stacie: nothing
Beca:
Stacie: what? Worked for me
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Fat Amy: she loves me more!
Chloe: no, she loves me more!
Fat Amy: let's ask her then! Beca, who's your favorite Bella?
Beca: oh that's easy. Legacy
Fat Amy:
Chloe:
Fat Amy: why don't we call it a tie and leave it at that?
Chloe: yeah I'm fine with it
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A/N: wow the Bechloe kiss was exactly how I expected it to happen. I'm glad Universal finally released it! 💆♀️
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanficThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
