Squid Baron!

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You guys ran into Rottytops. 

(Y/N): Look who it is! 

Ruby: Hiya Rotty! 

Rottytops: Hey there, besties! 

Weiss: Since when did I agree to being one of your best friends? 

Rottytops: Oh, I only put up with you, because I like the others that much. 

Weiss: Feeling is mutual, you rotting corpse. 

Shantae: HEY! Knock it off you two! 

(Y/N): Yeah, seriously, we're in big trouble Rotty. 

Rottytops: What can I do then? 

Ruby: Do you know anything about Magic Talismans? 

Rottytops: Hmm ... let's see. 

She began to use some spider webs to type. 

Blake: What are you- 

Rottytops: I'm searching the web. The spiders use the vibration of the threads in order to send messages out. 

Yang: That's pretty cool. 

(Y/N): Talk about a creative way to search the web. 

Yang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

(Y/N): I wasn't trying to be funny, Yang. 

Yang: I know, but ... I can't help it. That was ... very very funny. 

Rotty: And ... no ... I got nothing. 

Weiss: Well, this was a waste of time. 

Rotty: I'M TRYING MY BEST! 

Ruby: Weiss, can you just leave Rotty alone? 

Weiss: Ugh, fine. 

Shantae: How about ... try looking into where Risky Boots is going. 

Rotty: Okay. 

Rotty spent a few minutes on the web, and- 

Rotty: Okay! I got something! She's seeking out the Barons of Sequin Land. 

Yang: And they are? 

Rotty: They're bandits who pose as artifact collectors. First, we have Squid Baron, he's kind of a jerk, but deep down, he's not that bad of a guy. Then there's Ammo Baron, I'd be careful of him, he has a love for violence and war. And then there's Hypno Baron. Don't know much about him, everyone considers him an oddball. 

(Y/N): Right. 

Shantae: Where can we find Squid Baron? 

Rotty: He's nearby in the forest. Just find his cave. Though, he's a big eater, so I'd be ready if you're going to talk to him. 

(Y/N): Thanks Rotty! 

Rottytops: Anytime! Oh, and keep those brains extra fresh. 

Everyone: ROTTY! 

Rottytops: Chill! It's just zombie humor. 

Later... 

You guys go to Squid Baron's cave. 

???: HEY! Who's there

Squid Baron (One of the Barons of Sequin Land! He acts like a jerk, but in reality, he just wants to be noticed!) 

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Squid Baron (One of the Barons of Sequin Land! He acts like a jerk, but in reality, he just wants to be noticed!) 

Ruby: OH MR. SQUID BARON! TA-DA! 

Ruby delivers a big plate of chocolate chip cookies. 

Squid Baron: OH! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?! 

He comes out and begins to snack on all of the cookies, and even- 

Weiss: HE ATE THE PLATE?! 

Ruby: Wow, someone's hungry. 

Squid Baron: Oh ... that hit the spot. So, what can I do for you? 

Shantae: Do you have something called a magic talisman? 

Squid Baron: Oh ... you're here for that? 

Blake: Yes, it's important. 

Squid Baron: Right ... well ... let's see. I think it's- DINE AND DASH! 

He took off. 

Everyone: HEY! COME BACK! 

You guys chase him inside, and corner him. 

Yang: Just give it! 

Squid Baron: NO! You're not taking it! 

(Y/N): Start taking, or you're going to become takoyaki! 

Squid Baron: WHAT?! 

Blake: He gets pretty hungry after a fight you know. 

Squid Baron: ARGH! EAT THIS! 

He charged in, but- 

Shantae: (Sigh). 

Shantae turned into an elephant and rammed into him! 

Squid Baron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! 

He flew into a wall, and got dizzy. 

(Y/N): What a wimp. 

Squid Baron: W-WIMP?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WIMP! I AM SQUID BARON OF THE BARONS OF SEQUIN LAND AND- I-I-I-I-I- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

He burst into tears. 

(Y/N): Huh? 

Squid Baron: You're right! Compared to the other Barons, I'm just a nobody! 

(Y/N): Woah! Dude! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. 

Squid Baron: I ... I just want people to appreciate me man! You know how it feels to be just some nobody? 

(Y/N): Well ... I- 

Ruby: Awww ... there little guy. It's okay. I think you're special. 

Squid Baron: R-Really? 

Ruby: Yeah! You just need to get yourself out there and be amazing. 

Squid Baron: You think I could be amazing? 

Ruby: Yeah! The glass is never half empty! It's half full! 

Squid Baron: WOW! Thanks Girly! 

Shantae: Hey, Ruby, do you think- 

Ruby: Oh! Yeah! So, do you think that we could- 

Squid Baron: Hey, if you really need it, go ahead and take it! It's yours! Thanks! 

He hands the first Magic Talisman! 

Everyone: ALRIGHT! 

Squid Baron: Alright! Look out world! Here comes the amazing Squid Baron! 

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