Straw Hats and Fairies vs. Tobiroppo (Part 2!!)

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Everyone had agreed to split up in order to take out the powerhouses of the Beast Pirates! 

Though, now the Tobiroppo were aware of what you guys were doing. 

You were accompanied by Luffy and the Dragon Slayers! 

Luffy: Hey (Y/N), so, what exactly are those guys anyway? 

(Y/N): Wizards. Well ... to be more specific, Dragon Slayers like me. Natsu is the Fire Dragon Slayer, Wendy it the Sky Dragon Slayer, and Gajeel is the Iron Dragon Slayer. 

Luffy: LIKE IN KILLING DRAGONS?! AWESOME! You know, I fought a dragon one time. It was delicious! 

Wendy: Wait ... what?! 

Gajeel: You mean to say you fought, killed, and ate a dragon? 

Luffy: Yep! 

Natsu: (Y/N), what's up with this guy? 

(Y/N): Monkey D. Luffy, idiot pirate. Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, loves meat, and wants to be King of the Pirates. 

Gajeel: This idiot wants to- 

(Y/N): Hey, he may be stupid, but he's one of the strongest people I know. 

Luffy: It's true! I'm really strong! 

Wendy: And does that mean that your friends are- 

Luffy: They wouldn't be much of a crew if they weren't strong too! 

(Y/N): It's alright, we're in good company. 

Meanwhile... 

Nami was with Lucy, and the two were talking about all the crap they have to deal with. 

Nami: No kidding. 

Lucy: I know! They just keep doing it over and over again! Like it gets so aggravating! 

Nami: I know how it feels to deal with morons. I mean, most of my friends are morons. Especially Luffy. 

Lucy: It's like were practically siblings at this point. 

Nami: No kidding. 

???: AHA! THERE YOU ARE, YOU BITCH! 

Ulti appeared riding on Page One! 

Page One: GET OFF ALREADY! 

Ulti: BUT IT'S MUCH MORE FUN LIKE THIS PAY PAY! 

Nami: Oh crap! 

Lucy: Is she riding on that guy? 

Page One: It makes much more sense in context! 

Ulti: If you think that you can get away with insulting my brother, then you got another thing coming! 

Page One: I didn't ask for you to defend me. 

Ulti: HEY! DON'T BOSS ME AROUND! 

Lucy: Oh great, we get the weirdos. 

Ulti: Excuse me? Weird?! DID YOU JUST CALL ME WEIRD, YOU BLONDE SLUT?! 

Lucy: Huh? 

Ulti: YOU'RE MINE! 

Lucy: Uh ...  Nami, might want to help me on this one? 

Nami: Are you kidding? She almost killed me last time! I- 

Zeus: Nami! What about that guy? 

Nami: Okay, good point. I'm switching opponents on this part. 

Page One: Don't worry about me, Sis. I can handle this wimp. 

Ulti: MAKE SURE SHE'S ALIVE, I WANT TO SKIN HER LATER! 

Nami: Can't we just be friends? 

Ulti: NO! 

Nami: Thought so. 

With Robin's Group... 

Robin, Levy, and Juvia were stuck, surrounded by a lot of Beast Pirates, and with Black Maria in the center, laughing. 

Black Maria: So, you've walked once again into your doom, Nico Robin? 

Robin: Hmph. I see your back is back to normal again. Want me to break it? 

Black Maria: You just got lucky that time. 

Levy: Robin, how did you beat this girl last time? 

Robin: Not easily. She's very strong. 

Black Maria: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Once I kill all of you, well, let's just say that I think I'll make (Y/N) (L/N) mine. He'll suit well in here. 

Juvia's mind soon snapped. 

Juvia: Excuse me? 

Levy: Uh oh. 

Robin: What seems to be the matter? 

Levy: Juvia is kind of protective of (Y/N). 

Juvia: YOU WILL NOT TOUCH JUVIA'S BELOVED, YOU UGLY WHORE! 

Black Maria: WHORE?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WHORE, SLUT?! 

Juvia: I'M CALLING YOU THE WHORE, FLOOZY! 

Black Maria: STUPID SKANK! 

Juvia: UGLY GORILLA! 

Robin: Well, this is going to be even more entertaining than last time. 

Levy: Uh ... what kind of sense of humor is this? 

On another hand... 

Franky and Usopp ran into Sasaki. 

Sasaki: HA! This time, there will be no retreat for you! 

Franky: Please, you think you could win last time? That was nothing! Besides, I got Usopp here with me! Right U- 

Usopp was hiding in the back. 

Usopp: You got this in the bag, Franky! 

Franky: YOU COWARD! COME BACK IN AND FIGHT! 

Usopp: NO WAY! I'M NOT DOING THAT! HE'LL KILL ME! 

Sasaki: HA! This is a riot. 

And ... 

Happy, Carla, and Lily ended up with Jinbe. 

Happy: Wait ... you mean Fishmen actually exist!? 

Jinbe: IF you must know, we're not edible. 

Happy: I wasn't thinking that. Though, a fish does sound good right about now. 

Lily: This isn't the time to be thinking about- Who's there? 

Who's Who appeared, putting his sword to Lily's neck, but it was just a dagger. 

Lily: Is that the best that you can do? 

Who's Who: No, but this is! FINGER PISTOL! 

Just as he was about to hit Lily- 

Jinbe: FISHMAN KARATE: SHARK BRICK FIST! 

Jinbe hit Who's Who, and sent him flying back into a wall! 

Who's Who: Damn Jinbe. Still the fast one as always. 

Everyone got into fighting stances! It was time to fight the Tobiroppo! 

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