Rwby react to something

The loaf of doom

I don't own Rwby or fate grand order.

"Summer! Sun and absolute boredom." thought Knight while he and the other grandservants, with the exception of king Hassan, were on the last holidays of the season.

Originally he, and a few others, were basicly there incase BB created something in the dubai of 2030 that is big, dangerous and beyond durable for the regular servant.

But because of beyond the vague beast threat and the fact that he can't just randomly brawl with someone, because that would be impolite and could accidentally flatten the city, he can neither leave nor enjoy himself fully. 

Contrary to Team Rwby who, with Ruby possesing the limitless credit card and the "golden rule" skill, gifted to her by the holy progenitor Romulus=Quirinius, were they able to also buy things instead of being restrained to window shopping.

The other grand servants, were either out doing their own things which left Knight without anything to do.

So all he had left was laying on the beach, with a complete inability to get a tan or feel the sun, while being left with only a book, a playlist of songs and the ability to buy everything he wants with the help of his credit card.

But that quickly bored the grand saber. The ability to have everything at his finger tips, or golden rule Rank A- powered credit card in this case, quickly became very boring. He was still an adventurer at heart after all. And an adventurer needed action. Or at the very least humor.

So after a quick thought he had an idea.

"Fluffy. Here is my credit card. Buy what ever snack you want. I have calls to make and a red gemstone to recruit." said Knight and gave the giant alligator, that was happily splashing away in a sweet water pool to his favourite jazz songs, his credit card before walking away.

Immeadetly put Fluffy the alligator the card to use to buy up dubais supply of spicy chicken before calling his platapus friend in the tristate area to inform him over the credit card.

(in the evening)

It was then that team jnpr and Rwby, with the exception of Ruby and Yang, awakened in a fighting pit.

"Urrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh. My head." said Jaune as he woke up in the pit.

"Where are we?" asked Weiss as she pushed herself of the sand

"And here is the first rule of the pit. If someone ever asks and we don't say ok is it doesn't exist. Understood? great. Now where we? Ah yes. Today in the pit with the teams Wb and Jnpr. Two brilliant teams from Remnant. Or in this one and a half teams for their opponents are the battle sisters and their shadowy friend." shouted a distorted voice before the gate on the other side opened to reveal Ruby, Yang and Mr Shadow.

Yang shouted while Ruby looked abit emberassed with Mr Shadow on her head making sure that every picture of her during that battle is its own unique computer virus.

"The hell?" asked Jaune confused.

"Ruby! What the hell are you doing?!" shouted Blake.

"I have been convinced with the blue prints of divine weapons and an eternally filled cookie jar as victory price for ten matches! And i already almost killed my opponents in 9 matches for them! I am sorry but i have to win! Just forfeit!" shouted Ruby who was, like everyone else, still in her swimsuit. She had crescent rose in her hands and was convinced to fight as if the world depended on it.

"And as long as Ruby is fighting i am fighting with her! Also! This will be fun." shouted Yang, who was also in her bikini.

"Ok. We can win this." said Weiss.