My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

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Me: Okay, so do you want to hear the BEST abcdefg parody ever?!

Darth Vader: I'm sure they don't.

Me: *crosses arms and glares at Vader* Well, I'm going to anyways.

Legolas: Do what now?

Me: I'm going to sing.

Legolas: *eyes widen* Oh no, um... I think my Ada needs me...

Me: What? I'm not that bad... am I? I mean, when I try to sing high I know... It's only an abcdefg parody. It's really really short.

Legolas: Oh, okay. Let's hear it then.

Me: *singing* Abcdef-

Frodo: Oh no, you're NOT singing THAT again, are you?

Me: Yup. It took me ALL DAY to come up with it!

Sam and Pippin: We know. We've been listening to you trying to come up with rhymes all day.

Thranduil: Hello! What's going on here?

Merry: Elisabeth is gonna sing that parody she came up with.

Thranduil: Ah.

Pippin: Yay. -_-

Thranduil: Well, have you heard it? It's not that bad now that she's got everything rhyming... and now that's she's learned to stay in tune.

Legolas: *stifles a laugh* You couldn't stay in tune to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star or ABC?

Me: ... Maybe...

Darth Vader: Just let her sing already! The sooner she finishes her song, the sooner I can leave! I was just in the middle of a lightsaber fight with my son.

Me: *starts crying* Vader, please don't leave after this! If y-you do, you'll die!

Darth Vader: Yeah right! Whatever. Me? Dying? No.

Legolas: *rubs my shoulder* It is the only way. You know that. But, he will live on in the Jedi spirit world, and in your mind, and in your hearts.

Spock: *raises an eyebrow* Hearts?

Me: Yeah... I'm a dragon/elf with two hearts.

Thranduil: Wait a second, a dragon/elf with two hearts? How's that possible?

Me: *draws rainbow above head with hands* Imagination!

Gimli: Imagination? Aren't you sixteen?

Me: Yes. But in my imaginary world I'm 18,015, almost 18,016. I would be only 6,000, but I've added new events plus it's the future so... you know what, I'm sure no one cares.

Darth Vader: Hurry up and sing or I'll choke elf-boy over here.

Me: *eyes widen and gulps* No! Anyone but the elf!!!!!!

Thranduil: We'll be quiet now. Sing.

Me: A B C D E F G, I'm off to destroy The Ring

Up the pass of Caradhras, through the Mines of Moria

Now I have reached the Black Gate, soon The Ring will meet it's fate!

Pippin: Well, now that you've worked on it, it's not that bad.

Me: Hannon le.

Darth Vader: *Magically disappears*

Me: *tears start flowing from eyes* NOOOOOOOOO!

(A/N: Hehe... I love my imaginary world. *Laughs nervously* Not that I have one...

Legolas: Hey, you just have a strong imagination. And anyways, what else are you supposed to do when you're bored?

Me: Idk, complain about it? But that doesn't help. Well, if you'll excuse me, I was just talking to the Dwarves, Gandalf, and Bilbo. Later! :) )