My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Something Unexpected Part III

Me: Previously on Something Unexpected...

Darth Vader: There are only two archers competing now: Legolas and Merida.

Me: And they're in The Old Forest! Will they die? Oh! I hope they don't die!

GodismyDD: I'll just write them back to life if they die!

Rumpelstiltskin: But don't forget that all magic must come at a price, dearie.

Me: Go away Rumpel!

GodismyDD: *writes him away* In my world, there is no magic. In this world, I and simply an author. And being an author means I can write death, destruction, and many other terrible and sad and horrific things! And it also means I can bring life, rainbows, candy and unicorns!

Me: Wow... you sound like an evil overlord. Well, the first part did.

Darth Vader: You're like... Q from Star Trek.

GodismyDD: Am not! I DO NOT like Q ONE BIT! Especially his son.... ugh!

Me: Yeah... we're just... hmm...

Darth Vader: In our eyes you are overlords. You're like, the all-power beings that control everything that happens in our lives.

Me: Except even in this book it is God that does all of that.

GodismyDD: Wow, being an author is like magic, isn't it?

Me: Yeah! Except it's non-magical.

Darth Vader: *raises an eyebrow*

I: JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We: Wow, I've never seen I like this.

I: Actually, what you mean to say was- oh, wait, you meant it as in... oh...

GodismyDD: On with the story!

*Legolas and Merida walk cautiously through The Old Forest. There was a creepy blue glow... everything had a blue tint. Everything was creepy and there were SO MANY TREES!

Merida: I think you got us even more lost than we were before.

Legolas: No, we're still going the right way.

Merida: But that tree wasn't there a second ago.

Legolas: The trees like to try and confuse those who enter this forest.

Merida: What are you saying? *she says mockingly* That the trees just move all by themselves?

Legolas: *nods* That's exactly what I am saying.

Merida: *raises an eyebrow* Okay... *stretches out the word* I think this forest has done something to mess with yer head. There is no way that a tree can... *a tree uproots itself and moves to a different area of the forest*

Legolas: *smirks* You were saying?

New Voice: You know, last time we were here Merry and I almost got eaten by a tree.

*Legolas and Merida turn to see Pippin, Merry, Sam and Frodo*

Frodo: I remember. Thank God for Tom Bombadil, or we would have never made it to Bree!

Sam: Yes, thank the Lord for Mr. Bombadil, indeed! I doubt we would have gotten past that one tree, much less escaping the Barrow Wights!

Merida: *whispers to Legolas* Who're they?