My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

BANANA!

     I forgot to do this tag... so I'm doing it now! :D I was tagged by Tolkienite3791.

     So it's a compliment tag. I turn my device off, people comment compliments, and then I turn my device back on and, according to my fellow Tolkienite in her exact words, 'get happyyy!!!' Lol XP

     So yeah. And yes, I know, this chapter has nothing to do with bananas so far. Wow, when I typed 'far' I accidentally typed 'fat'. XD

Darth Vader: Can you not go two seconds without getting distracted?

     Um... don't think so. I don't know. Oh, yes! On Sundays at church. But other than that I get distracted super easily! :D

Darth Vader: *prodding me to hurry up and get this over with* Anyways...

     Um... I don't know if I'm supposed to tag anyone or not... so I'll just tag a few...

Religious_Potato

BoldlyMysterious

and theawkwardsparkle

     Okay. So.... see y'all in the next chapter!

Darth Vader: Sadly.

     Cheer up! Being depressing is so... depressing! Hey... I know what'll cheer you up!

Darth Vader: *raises an eyebrow*

     Yeah, okay, who am I kidding. I have no idea how to cheer you up. But-

Jack O'Neil: *suddenly appears* Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second, you can actually tell when he raises an eyebrow at you?

     Yeah. I guess I can.

Jack: How on earth can you tell?

     I don't know... I just get this feeling that his facial expression changes.

GodismyDD: Actually, I just type it in so everyone can tell. Colonel O'Neil, you're not supposed to be here! *disappears*

Jack: *disappears*

Darth Vader: Everything is always so strange when you're around.

     Yes! Proof that I am crazy!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: *impatient* As you were saying..?

     Oh, right! Just, lemme think a second... it's on the tip of my tongue...

Darth Vader: Actually, it's just a stick insect.

     Oh! I knew something felt weird... *pulls insect off of tongue* Ew! *rinses mouth out three times* Okay, gross!

Darth Vader: *rolls eyes* Germaphob.

     Hey! If you read biology and found out just how much and how many kinds of bacteria there are, you'd be slightly germaphobic too!

Darth Vader: *raises eyebrow*

     Okay... probably not. Anyways... I was saying... uuuuhhhh.... Oh, yeah! I remember! *Looks up dogs barking the Imperial March on YouTube* This is so awesome!!!!

Darth Vader: *raises an eyebrow and thinks to himself* It'd be better if it were cats. Everyone knows cats are evil.

     Yeah, cats can be pretty evil.

Darth Vader: O_O How-

GodismyDD: I'm writing this. I know your thoughts! HA!

Darth Vader: Are we done here?

     Okay, yeah, fine. Goodbye, farewell, namarie, go kiss a banana.

Darth Vader: Why in the Death Star would I do that?

     I DON'T KNOW! How would you even kiss one with that mask on!?

Darth Vader: O_O You brought it up.

     Whatever. (-_-) Hey! Guess what?! :D 

Darth Vader: You are very strange.

     My siblings and I watched Star Wars III and IV today!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Darth Vader: I know.

     It's so awesome! The 3rd movie's my favorite!!! I mean, it's the darkest, but it is a good movie man!

Darth Vader: I thought you said we were done here.

     BANANA!