My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

UGH I AM SO BORED

 Me: DARTHY! I'M BOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! UGH!!!!

Darth Vader: Of course; you call for me only when you're bored.

Me: Not true! I still love ya, Darthy! I just also really love clones and Zabraks.

Fives: With all due respect, Miss, you're....a bit creepy.

Me: YAY! *fist bumps Elisabeth*

Elisabeth: This is awesome!

Lissy: Indeed!

Fives:  As I said before, creepy.

Echo: Very creepy.

Me: I hate boredom.

Darth Vader: Then do something about it.

Me: Everything but talking to people is making me bored at the moment. I'm even watching Star Wars: The Clone Wars! Gregor....*sniff*

Lissy: I love clones...*sighs dreamily*

Elisabeth: Don't forget Zabraks! *grins*

Me: Maul....Savage....Koro....Feral....Pire....any other Zabrak that I can think of....Xoreis....

Lissy: *gets heart eyes* XOREIS!!!!!

Elisabeth: Careful there! He's married!

Lissy: I know....*sighs*

Me: Wanna hear about my dream two nights ago?

Lissy: *shrugs* I already know it, but sure.

Darth Vader: Oh dear....

Me: OKAY! *clears throat* So, there were like these stands/bench seat thingies that you sit in when at a football or baseball game. It was like the largest one in the world or something like that. For some reason, we were overlooking an ocean instead of watching a game. The waters rushed at the thing everyone sat in and knocked it over, then the whole world became an ocean.

Anakin: *slowly* The whole world became an ocean?

Me: Yup!

Darth Vader: I thought it would be crazier.

Anakin: Crazier?! That's crazy enough!

Darth Vader: They're usually crazier.

Maul: Like the dream she had about lions, giraffes, and hyenas going to battle?

Me: The first dreams I ever remember having! I must have watched The Lion King before bed....

Savage: She had one where a giant, orange Sasquatch was chasing her through the woods in her backyard.

Me: Oh yeah! And one where a polar bear was chasing me around the living room lamp. Either we shrunk, or the house grew!

Lissy: Remember when you had one where a demon possessed wooden dog with glowing red eyes kept following you through your old church? You tried everything you could but it wouldn't die until you burned it.

Me: Yeah....*shudders* Creepy....

Elisabeth: Or the one where a T-Rex chased you from the church parking lot all the way to this guy from church's house, then to your house.

Lissy: The one where a T-Rex chased her to Megan's house, and Megan kept ignoring her.

Me: I didn't like that one....minus the being chased by a T-Rex park.

Elisabeth: When Godzilla stepped on your old church and destroyed it....

Me: Godzilla's babies chasing me through the church....