Me: *yells at top of lungs right by Thorin's ear* THOOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Thorin: *covers ears* WHAT?!
Me: Whatcha doin?
Thorin: Well, I'm waiting for my hearing to return now!
Me: Guess what?
Thorin: *annoyed* What?
Me: I have an Elvish name.
Thorin: Good for you, Elisabeth.
Me: Nope, I am no longer Elisabeth! From this day forth, I shall be called Eruwaedhiel! Well... at least here in Middle-Earth. But yeah.
Thorin: Whatever. I don't know if you're aware of this, but I despise Elves, and I'm not a fan of any friends of Elves, especially you!
Eruwaedhiel: Oh, yeah. We knows.
Thorin: We?
Elisabeth: Yeah, Eruwaedhiel and myself.
Thorin: Who are you, Gollum?
Eruwaedhiel: Yes, prrecccioussssss. *takes purity ring off and strokes it creepily* My precccioussss...
Thorin: O_O Well, I must be off now. Bye! *takes off at the speed of lightening*
Elisabeth: Yay! We scared him off!
Eruwaedhiel: Yes, we did, didn't we Precciousss?
(A/N: Anybody else got an inner Gollum? I seriously took my purity ring off in my math class, (the kitchen lol) 'cause I couldn't figure out the answer and I was bored, and I started stroking it and said, "My Precciousss..." And my siblings look up at me and are like, "What in the world?!" Lol Anybody else like that? Lol)
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