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Do You Wanna Kill A Dragon?

Do You Wanna Kill A Dragon: The Hobbit Parody of Frozen's Do You Wanna Build A Snowman

Sung by Thorin Oakenshield!

Thorin has already asked Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dwalin, Balin, Dori, Ori and Nori to go along, as well as Fili. The only one who won't go is Kili. But, Thorin won't give up so easily. He goes to Kili's rooms and knocks on the door.

Thorin: Kili?
Do you wanna kill a dragon?
Come on let's not delay!
We must find the hidden door
And take back Erebor
Before it is too late!

Dwalin and Oin are going,
And Ori too.
Are you gonna be coming?
Do you wanna kill a dragon?
And take back what is ours.

Kili: Go away Uncle.

Thorin: I'll be back.

~The Next Day~

Thorin: Do you wanna kill a dragon?

And maybe kill a goblin king?
The company is ready to
Start the quest even though we may be few.

Fili: But we're also fighters!

Thorin: Come on let's get going to
The Lonely Mountain
Instead of watching the days go by!

~Instrumental As Three Days Go By~

Thorin: Kili?
Please, I know you're in there.
Don't fret, you'll come back to your mum.
We all have courage and we're ready to
Take back Erebor, if you'll just come.

We dwarves all have each other,
And we will succeed.
What are you gonna do?

Will you help us kill a dragon?