My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Huh? O_O What?!

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Darth Vader: *sounding annoyed* What is it this time?

Me: MY LITTLE FIVE ALMOST SIX YEAR OLD SISTER JUST LOST HER FIRST TOOTH!!!!!! SHE'S GROWING UP! SHE'S THE YOUNGEST! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN! WHAT IS THIS LIFE!?

Darth Vader: Don't you think you're over-reacting?

Me: Knowing me, yeah. I probably am.

Darth Vader: Not probably am, you are.

Me: But she can't grow up! She just can't!!! NO!

Darth Vader: *mutters* At least you got to know her growing up.

Me: Ooooooooohhh, Anakin! Is that regret I hear in your awesome-sounding voice of yours?

Darth Vader *scoffs* What?! No!

Me: Oh! It is! Ani, there still is good in you!

Darth Vader: No there isn't! *disappears*

Me: *rubs eyes* Either I'm blind, or he just disappeared! O_O Oh well. Stranger things have happened.

Thorin: *suddenly appears* They have?

Me: Yeah. Me Myself and I talk to our self all the time.

Myself: Yes, we does, Precious.

I: S'up.

Thorin: O_O *disappears*

Gollum: I think we scared him off, Precious... *coughs* Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!

Me: Gollum?! I thought you were dead!

Smeagol: We are, we are dead.

I: Well then.

Myself: *Disappears*

Spider-man: *suddenly appears*

Me: HI SPIDER-MAN!

Spider-Man: Oh, hey. What's up?

Me: Nothing. If something were going on, I probably wouldn't be on here. Meaning I have no life. *shrugs* Oh well. If this is having no life, then having no life is fun! So, what's up with your life?

Spider-Man: O_O Nothing much. Just chasing down the Green Goblin again.

Me: I thought he died.

Spider-Man: I thought he had too... but he's back; apparently.

I: AAAAAAAAAAH! THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE HOUSE!

Hulk: *appears* Hulk-smash!

Spider-Man: *yelps before jumping onto the ceiling*

Me: No! You can't kill this spider! He's a Spider-MAN! MAN; not any other spider!

GodismyDD: Well, I'm just going to end this before it gets all out of hand. *snaps fingers and everyone disappears*

Readers: O_O What just happened?!