My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Quenderin

Immo: Aiya! Im sarme mi Quenderin! :D

Darth Vader: Yeah, I'm sure they know.

Immo: La ilquen sinte Eldarin, Anakin.

Darth Vader: I am not, I repeat, NOT Anakin!

Immo: No le nar!

Darth Vader: No, I'm not!

Immo: No le nar, ar sa na manar!

Darth Vader: *sighs* I'm still not Anakin.

Immo: No le nar!

Darth Vader: Bado mibo orch, Eruwaedhiel.

Immo: O_O Im faila ...

Darth Vader: *smirks* Do they not have the word 'realized' in Quenya?

Immo: Lau.

Darth Vader: *chuckles* As you were saying ...

Immo: Le hanya ar quet Eldarin?

Darth Vader: Yes, I do.

Immo: ...

*Legolas and Gimli appear*

Legolas: Suilad, Eruwaedhiel.

Darth Vader: She's speaking in Quenya today.

Legolas: *It is a good thing I learned Quenya, then.

Gimli: *sarcastic* Oh, great!

Immo: *lande* Nanyë nyérinqua!

Darth Vader: I doubt that. So... this chapter is boring.

Immo(Me): Hmm... it is, isn't it?

Gimli: Finally you speak so that we all understand!

Immo(Me): Yeah. But it's so much fun speaking when no one understands! Then they give you this 'huh?' kind of look!

Legolas: Yes, it is rather amusing. Why did you stop speaking in Elvish?

Immo(Me): Because the reality me speaks some Elvish but can't speak it completely. Only some phrases and a few words.

Legolas: *nods* Ai, henion.

Immo(Me): Hey, you just used Sindarin in a chapter of my book titled Quenderin!

Legolas: Sorry.

Immo(Me): Eh, no problem. At least we're not using Dwarvish in an Elvish chapter! That'd just be strange.

Gimli: It wouldn't be that strange.

Everyone: ...

Darth Vader: So ... why are we here?

Immo(Me): Because I wanted to speak in Elvish. Yeah, this one's not really funny. I'm out of funny stuff at the moment though.

Legolas: Mhm. Well, I am going to get chocolate milk.

Immo(Me): CHOCOLATE MILK?! I WANT SOME TOO!!!!!!

Gimli: *mutters* Like you need any.

GodismyDD: Yes, we do need some!

Gimli: Aren't you the author?

Immo(Me): NO! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

GodismyDD: But it's so fun! :D

Immo(Me): Yeah, it is. Well, anyways... CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: NNNNOOOOO!!!!!

~Somewhere Out in Time and Space~

The Doctor: *pushes a big red button that accidentally reverses time* Hmm... you'd think I'd know better than to do that. Well, hope that didn't do anything drastic!

~Back to Me/Immo/GodismyDD/Eruwaedhiel, Darth Vader, Legolas and Gimli~

Darth Vader: *disappears*

GodismyDD/Immo/Me: *disappear*

Legolas, Gimli and Eruwaedhiel: *Get transported to Middle-Earth and don't remember this whole entire chapter*

Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!