CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!

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Darth Vader: *looks at Elisabeth's laptop screen and raises an eyebrow* You and Tith are obsessed with chocolate milk.

Me: Eeyup!

Darth Vader: You have mental issues.

Me: Says the dude that murdered younglings.

Darth Vader: That... actually hurt. I'm so proud of you!

Me: O_O Uhhhh.... thanks?

Darth Vader: However, if you ever bring that up again, I will choke you.

Me: Whew! There we go, now you're sounding like yourself! You were scaring me earlier when you were being... nice...

Darth Vader: If you speak of that to anyone else, I will-

Me: -Choke me, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've been over this before!

GodismyDD: *goes to Star Wars RP by JediKnights4God*

Darth Vader: You seriously have problems.

Me: What? It's Jedi Knights for God and it's so fun! HEY! I just had an idea!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: Oh no. Were you thinking?

Me: Don't worry, I wasn't thinking too hard,

Darth Vader: You better not have been. Don't want you to hurt yourself again.

Me: Yeah... ANYWAYS... Guess what I'm gonna do?

Darth Vader: ...

Me: I'M GETTING CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: O_O NOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Yup! Already got some and am drinking it right now!!!!

Darth Vader: Isn't it a bit late?

Me: Eh.

Tith: *appears* Hey! Is that chocolate milk?!

Darth Vader: O_o Where'd you come from?

Tith: It's a long story having to do with clouds and storks. ANYWAYS.... chocolate milk!!!! *gets chocolate milk*

Me: Aw... clouds and storks? My story from where I came from just has to do with hyenas and spiders. *shivers* I HATE beetles and spiders...

Darth Vader: That explains a lot about you, actually.

Me and Tith: DARTHY! DRINK SOME CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!

Darth Vader: No.

Tith: DRINK IT!!!! DRINK THE PRECIOUS!

Me: OR WE SHALL DUMP IT DOWN YOUR MASK AGAIN!!!

Darth Vader: PLEASE do NOT do THAT! Do you know how long it took me to scrub all the dried chocolate milk off of my mask?!

Me and Tith: *giggles*

Darth Vader: (-_-)

Tith: *Gets a bucket*

Me: *Gets a LOT of milk and chocolate syrup*

Me and Tith: *Dumps the milk and chocolate in a bucket*

Darth Vader: *watches nervously*

Me and Tith: Oh Darthyyyyyyy!!!!

Darth Vader: Oh no...

Me and Tith: *Dumps the bucket of chocolate milk on Darth Vader*

Darth Vader: *chokes on some o it*

Gollum: *appears* NO! DON'T WASTE THE PRECIOUS!!!! Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!




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