Me and Darth Vader are sitting on the couch and watching Psych when Sherlock, Thorin, Kili, Fili, Thranduil, Legolas, Bofur and Obi-Wan Kenobi enter the room.
Thorin and Thranduil: *raise and eyebrow and glanced at each other*
Thranduil: *to me and Vader* What are you doing?
Me: Watching Psych. Duh!
Thorin: With Darth Vader?
Me: Yeah... so?
Legolas: Is it just me or does he hang out with Elisabeth a lot even though he claims to hate her?
Darth Vader: *crosses arms and leans back, sighing, and rolls his eyes* I do hate her, but that doesn't mean I hate Psych.
Me: Now, we're watching TV, do you mind?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: What are you watching?
Me: Psych. One of the greatest TV shows ever! Season 1 episode 7: Who Ya Gonna Call!!! :D
Everyone: *watches more of Psych with Darth Vader and Me*
Kili: So this guy tells everyone he's psychic even though he really isn't?
Me: Yep! And I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sherlock: *sighs* He misses everything important!
Me: But he always catches the bad guy. Not everyone's you, Sherlock. There's only one you, after all! ^-^
Sherlock: Stop being so... cheerful all the time! It gets annoying.
Me: *smirks* Good. You know, normally Darth Vader's the one to tell me that. *turns to Vader* You've been quiet today.
Darth Vader: ...
Me: You're not ignoring me, are you?
Darth Vader: ...
Fili: *laughs* I think he is.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That or he's asleep. Hard to tell with that mask of his.
Me: *leans closer to Darth Vader and yells* AAAAAANNNAAAAAAKKIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: *jumps*
Everyone: *bursts into fits of laughter*
Me: *talks while laughing* Did I scare you, Darthy?
Darth Vader: No.
Me: You're lying.
Darth Vader: How would you know?
Me: Because I'm psychic!
Thorin: *raises an eyebrow and looks disbelievingly at me* Uh-huh, sure.
Darth Vader: *stares blankly*
Me: Okay, I'm not. Um... I read minds?
Everyone: *raises an eyebrow and smirks at me*
Me: Okay, yeah no I don't. But I do know I scared you because you jumped.
Darth Vader: *stands* I'm leaving. *leaves*
Me: Ha! I scared him!
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A/N: I know, this one was more boring than usual. :/
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