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They Will Burn

They Will Burn: A Hobbit Parody Of Frozen's Let It Go

Sung by Smaug

Fire burns bright on the Mountainside
Not a Dwarf Prince to be seen.
A kingdom in desolation
And it looks like I am King!

The greed is growling like this burning flame inside.
Couldn't keep it in even if I'd tried.

Won't let them in,
Won't let them see:
All this gold belongs to me!
There is a thief
And I know
He's after the Arkenstone!

They will burn, they will burn!
Won't hold it back anymore!
They will burn, they will burn:
Though I doubt they'll find the hidden door.
But once they're in, there'll be no escape!
Let the fire rage on...
The flames never bothered me anyway!

It's funny how that halfling
Thinks he can steal from me!
Does he not know that I'm King?
It's time to make him flee!

Once that thief catches a glimpse
Of me, he will cower in fear:
Thorin Oakenshield has no right...
He'll die!

They will burn, they will burn!
I am fire; I am death!
They will burn, they will burn!
By my fiery breath!

I don't care
If they burn tonight
Let the fire rage on...

I kill when I wish and wherever I wish!
My armor is iron and my wings are a hurricane!
My teeth are swords and my claws are like unto spears!
I have the breath of death; there's nothing that I fear!

They will burn, they will burn!
And I'll be King Under the Mountain!
They will burn, they will burn:
My fire spewing like a fountain!

Here I am,
King of Erebor!
Let the fire rage on...!
The flames never bothered me anyway.