My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

EEEEEK!

Me: EEEEEK!

Darth Vader: *mentally groans* What is it now?

Me: SEVENTY PARTS AND ONE THOUSAND VIEWS! EEEEEK!

Darth Vader: That's it?

Me: Nope! I'm also just so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: You always are.

Me: Unless I'm sad.

Darth Vader: ...

Me: Guess what?

Darth Vader: What?

Me: I'm watching Star Trek Enterprise!

Darth Vader: Yes, I know. I'm sitting right next to you, you moron.

Me: Rrrrriiiiigggghhhhhhtttt..... I forgot.

Darth Vader: You and your goldfish memory.

Me: Yeah.... I know... it's bad.... I'm gonna have dimensia (or however that's spelled) by the time I'm eighteen...

Darth Vader: Yes, yes you are.

Me: Yeah... well... that's all.

Darth Vader: Already?

Me: Yeah, I just wanted to post how happy I was about one thousand views and... wait, what was the other thing!

GodismyDD: *note from author* I literally just did forget. I had to go check! XD

Darth Vader: It was about seventy parts.

Me: OH YEAH! Seventy chapters now. Well. Thanks to all you readers for reading this! I never expected so many reads, votes, or comments. See ya next chapter! :D Anything to add, Darthy?

Darth Vader: ... Goodbye.

Me: :( You're no fun.

Darth Vader: *sighs* What did the Jedi say to the sheep?

Me: Huh?

Darth Vader: What did the Jedi say to the sheep?

Me: Um... I don't know, what?

Darth Vader: May the force be with ewe.

Me: My very immature childish side barely chuckled.

Darth Vader: Fine, here's one you'll at least chuckle at. What do you call a Spanish Jedi?

Me: What?

Darth Vader: Obi-juan Kenobi.

Me: Hahaha! That is a good one! Star Wars and Spanish; two of my favorite things!!!!

Darth Vader & Me: *continues telling Star Wars jokes*

Me: What do you call an evil Star Wars loving alien?

Darth Vader: What?

Me: AN INVADER! HAhaha!!!!

Darth Vader: *smiles ever so slightly, though no one can tell with his mask on*