Me: YES!!!! IT'S FINALLY SATURDAY!!!!!!! NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: Great. Saturday. She has no school. *annoyed face* Don't you have anything better to do in your free time?
Me: NOPE! I mean I could go outside and swing and listen to LOTR/TH music... but I was already sitting out there for, like, an HOUR!!!! Or more. It's usually more. And anyways... I wanna sit under the fan in the living room! I wish we had air conditioning.
Darth Vader: You're telling me! I have to wear this black suit.
Me: Ohhhhhh.... that must be so uncomfortable! Hey.... I'm gonna come up with a song parody.
Darth Vader: *mentally groans* Now?
Me: YEP! *clears throat*
OH GIVE ME A HOME
WITH AIR CONDITIONING
SO I WILL NOT SWEAT ALL DAY LONG!
Darth Vader: You do realize that doesn't rhyme, right?
Me: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: O_O
Me: You can sing the next part.
Darth Vader: I don't sing.
Me: Come on! If you can speak then you can sing! And anyways I've heard you sing before. It's good!
Darth Vader: *sighs* You won't leave me alone until I sing, will you?
Me: NOPE!
Darth Vader: *growls* Fine.
Someone please help me
This teenager's crazy
Thorin: *appears* The Sith Lord is certainly not wrong!
Me: Bravo! Awesome singing!!!!!
Darth Vader: *to Thorin and Me* Tell anyone about this and I will choke you.
Thorin: Yeah, yeah yeah, we've been through this before.
Me: No problem! Now... SOMEONE PLEASE BUY AN AIR CONDITIONER!!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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