~Warning; contains spoilers. Those who have not seen the movie yet should not read this unless they want to ruin the moment when they finally see it. Thank you.~
I SAW STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS TONIGHT AND I JUST ABOUT HAD A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: *rolls eyes* Everytime she saw Kylo Ren she went crazy.
BECAUSE HE IS SO AWESOME! Unless he has his mask off. I was hoping he'd be cuter. BUT HE'S SO AMAZING! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS DARTH VADER'S GRANDSON AND HAN SOLO'S SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRIED, NO, BAWLED WHEN HE KILLED HAN SOLO!!!!!!!!! HIS OWN FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: Oh, please.
You're just jealous that I think he's as awesome as you. With his mask on.
Darth Vader: You only like him... with his mask on?
Well, they could have picked out a cute actor instead of... whoever that was!
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MAY 26TH 2017 TO SEE THE EIGHTH! Excuse me while I go die.
Darth Vader: Oh dear. *turns to readers* See what I have to deal with?!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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