My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Mind Blowing

The 10th Doctor: *suddenly appears and sees Elisabeth sitting on the couch watching TV* Hey, Lissy! What's up?

Me: *sighs* Nothing. I'm bored.

Doctor: Where's Darth Vader? *looks at TV* You two usually watch Batman: The Dark Knight (I really did watch the Dark Knight Trilogy all in one day! XP) together. He sure likes that Joker.

Me: Yeah. *shudders* That guy gives me the creeps. I hate clowns! But I sure do love Batman! He's my favorite DC hero! Of course, he's the only one from DC I've ever seen beside Superman but I don't remember Superman. Oh, and to your first question, Darth Vader's in anger management today.

~At Anger Management~

Darth Vader: *chokes the anger management teacher person* You have angered me for the last time.

~Back To The Doctor And Lissy~

Doctor: *light bulb* Brilliant!

Me: *confused* What is?

Doctor: Lissy, I know what we're gonna do today! *looks around* Hey, where's Sherlock?

Me: He's been busy lately. I've not seen him in awhile. Anyways, what are we doing?

Doctor: It's a surprise! *turns and points at his blue box* To the T.A.R.D.I.S!

*Lissy and Doctor go into the T.A.R.D.I.S*

Me: *holds on to railing as T.A.R.D.I.S takes off* Where are we going, Doctor?

Doctor: First, we're going to pick up a few friends. Then we're going to a certain place that is thought to be fictional.

Me: Sounds fun!

Doctor: Allons-y!

*The T.A.R.D.I.S soon lands and the two exit*

Me: Is this...

Doctor: The gate room in Cheyenne Mountain? Yes, yes it is.

Me: Ah. Cool.

Doctor: Isn't it? *looks over at the doors as Jack O'Neill and Teal'c enter the room* Ah, hello Colonel!

Jack: What are you doing here? You can't just pop up out of nowhere whenever!"

Me: He does it all the time. *nods at Teal'c* Hey Teal'c.

Teal'c: Greetings, Elisabeth.

Doctor: Anyways, I'm going to... *looks at Lissy before whispering to Jack O'Neill*

Me: *taps foot*

Jack: *glances at me before whispering again*

Me: *sighs*

Teal'c: *Stands there*

Jack: Alright. I'll get the rest of the team. We'll meet you in the T.A.R.D.I.S.

Doctor: Brilliant! *goes back to T.A.R.D.I.S* C'mon Lissy!

Me: *follows him into the T.A.R.D.I.S* So... when do I get to find out where we're going?

Doctor: When we get there!

*Jack O'Neill, Teal'c, Sam Carter and Daniel Jackson walk into the T.A.R.D.I.S*

Doctor: *flips some switches* Everyone hang on! *pulls a lever and grabs the railing* Allons-y!

Everyone: *hangs on*

Doctor: *pulls a lever and grabs the railing* Allons-y!

*T.A.R.D.I.S stops moving and lands*