My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

The Fourth Wall

Me: *looking at pictures on Della (laptop)*

Darth Vader: *is sitting beside her watching CSI Miami when he looks over at her laptop screen* You have pictures of me on there?

Me: Yeah... and Plo Koon, Yoda, you as Anakin, Padme, more of you, Kylo Ren, more Plo Koon, and then a LOT more of you. Oh, and Sherlock, Perry the Platypus-

Darth Vader: You have more pictures of Perry the Platypus than anything else.

Me: Yeah... besides maybe Legolas. Lots and LOTS of Legolas. And I have Aragorn, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings cross overs, Star Trek (mainly Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation), and lots and lots and LOTS of cats, dogs, horses, dragons, bald eagles, foxes-

Darth Vader: Any kind of animal, yes.

Me: And Thranduil. And lots and lots of Fili, lots and lots of Kili, lots and lots and LOTS of Thorin, and lots of Thorin, Fili and Kili fan art of the three heirs. I like the ones when Kili and Fili are children. ^-^

Darth Vader: Of course you do.

Me: And I have lots of pictures of characters from Fairy Tail!

Darth Vader: Yes, I know.

Me: And The Doctor. <3 <3 ^-^

Darth Vader: I'm getting chocolate milk.

Me: O_O ???

Darth Vader: You have permanently ruined me.

Me: I have a tendency to do that to some. Mostly those with no personality. I'm still working on Sherlock, but I can get even Spock to smile a little!

Darth Vader: Our dimension or the other dimension?

Me: Both! More so with the other dimension Spock though.

Darth Vader: *gets chocolate milk*

Me: How do you even drink that with your helmet on?

Darth Vader: Phineas and Ferb installed this thing in my helmet. It has this button that makes a small hole in my mouth piece so I can put a straw through it.

Me: Oh. Cool! Hmm... I don't know what to type about really... what about you GodismyDD?

Major Monogram: *appears* DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! *disappears*