ABCD 123
Algebra's my enemy!
A plus X equals Y,
Oh I think I'm gonna die!
ABCD 123
Algebra's my enemy!
Darth Vader: *rolls eyes* Oh please, it's not that bad.
Me: YES IT IS!!!!!!! *Dies*
Darth Vader: *rolls eyes again*
Me: *Comes back to life* You do know that no one can see you roll your eyes, right?
Darth Vader: I know, that's why I'm typing it. So the readers know.
Me: Hey!!! I don't think we're supposed to mention the readers in a book! Are we?
Darth Vader: I know that a character shouldn't mention the author.
Me: Hey! You just mentioned the author!
Darth Vader: You are the author.
Me: Oh, right... I knew that.
Darth Vader: You did, but Eruwaedhiel didn't.
Me: But, I AM Eruwaedhiel!
Eruwaedhiel: What?! You are me!? I thought I was me!
Me: You are me.
Eruwaedhiel: No, I meant-
Darth Vader: Will you two just shut up! How did algebra get to this right here anyways?
Me & Eruwaedhiel: Uh... I don't know...
Porky Pig: Th-th-that's all folks!
*A wall of blackness falls in front of us, blocking us from the readers. Darth Vader pulls it back up*
Darth Vader: It only works in the movies!
Me: ...
Myself: Oh yeah...
I: Um...
Eruwaedhiel: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF US!!!!!!!!!!???????
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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