Darth Vader: *laughs*
Me: No! *puts hands over her nose and mouth* I am not smelling that!
Dad: Smell that! Smell it! *finally walks away* This is what bad bologna (or baloney or however it is spelled) smells like.
Me: No way I'm smelling that!
Darth Vader: I find your his sense of humor amusing.
Me: Of course you do. You also laugh whenever he gives me a turtle bite. *frowns* Those hurt!
Darth Vader: *gives me a turtle bite by using the force*
Me: Hey! Stop that! Ugh. Who would've thought that my dad would be a bad influence on you of all people.
Darth Vader: A different kind of bad: a prankster, I believe is what you would call him.
Me: Yeah. A mean prankster. He got some of that stuff on my sister's nose man! Bleck! I don't even like the smell of REGULAR baloney! I HATE that stuff!
Darth Vader: Of course you do.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Darth Vader: Never mind.
Me: If you're implying that I don't like meat then you are dead wrong because I do: just not baloney. I prefer chicken, fish, chicken, chicken, and bacon, and steak, and hamburger, venison and chicken, chicken, and chicken.
Darth Vader: My point exactly.
Me: *crosses arms across chest.* I'm leaving now. I'm gonna go RP. *disappears*
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My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1
De TodoMe: Suilad mellyn, and welcome to my random book! Darth Vader: I'm sure they don't care. Me: *shrugs* I suppose some don't, but others might! Darth Vader: Why am I here? Me: Because I want you here! I: Act...
