Me: HI GUYS! GUESS WHAT?!?!
Darth Vader: Oh no.
Luke: What am I guessing?
Me: I GOT SODA! 44 OUNCES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Yoda: Run, we must. Hmm?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That would be our best option.
*Everyone runs*
Me: Chewy! They're gone! The TV's ours!!!!
Chewbacca: *enters the living room and sits on the couch*
Me: Wait, sit on the blanket! My mom won't like coming home to a couch covered in Wookie hair; no offense.
Chewbacca: *shrugs* (his way of letting me know that no offense it taken)
Me: *puts blanket on the couch and sits next to Chewy* Have you ever seen Indiana Jones?
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