My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Um... Hmm... What To Title This Taggy Chapter...

Me: I was tagged by JesusSaves17, who was tagged by me. And I'm gonna tag her again! Hehee! It'll be a tagging war! Anyways, I've got to list fifteen facts about myself. If I have a fact that I haven't mentioned yet... yeesh, I've been tagged a lot!

Darth Vader: Yes, and it is getting old.

Me: Eh, not really! Not for me, anyways. I love tags! Anyways... here we go!

1: I think Chihuahua's are ugly and annoying.

2: I am currently listening to the song Mister Grinch. Because my siblings are watching it. My six year old sister has been wanting to watch it since... Christmas ended. XP She loves that movie!

3: I LOVE DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: Everyone already knows that. You have to do something else.

Me: Oh, fine. 3 can be... I think Obi-Wan Kenobi is cute.

Darth Vader: *looks at me strangely...*

Me: Stop looking at me like that! What's so strange? I mean, I am, but what's so strange about me thinking Obi-Wan's cute?

Darth Vader: Nothing.

Me: 4: I forgot to list number four the first time. Thanks to BEB273 and SuperiorGhost for pointing it out!

5: I absolutely, positively love the movie Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. Ever since I was little and I shall forever more! Because I love horses. Especially wild ones.

6: I have a Schleich T-Rex with a moveable jaw. It opens and closes and it's awesome!!!!

7: I am currently sitting on my bed.

8: I talk to myself ALL the time!

Darth Vader: Everyone already knows that too.

Me: Okay, then...
8: I like to do LARP (Live Action Role Play) when no one is around. Especially outside in the woods. I'm a Dragon/Time-Elf.

Darth Vader: Time-Elf?

Me: Yes. Like a Timelord, only an Elf. They're related to each other. Just like cats and tigers.

Darth Vader: Hmm...

Me: And I can shapeshift! :D YAY!!!!

Darth Vader: Moving on...

Me: Right!
9: I have a Darth Vader 'piggy bank'.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: *appears* Seriously?

Darth Vader: Seriously. When she was aboard the Death Star as a spy for the Rebels, she took one of my spare helmets, shrunk it down, and used it as a bank.

Me: Hehe! That I did do! ^-^
10: I call my six year old sister my Hobbit because she's so short!

11: And when my sibling is born, if it's a boy, I'm gonna call him Yoda! Hee!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Wait, sibling? New sibling?

Me: Yes.

Obi-Wan: Why haven't you mentioned this before?

Me: Well... my mom and soon-to-be-dad aren't married yet...

Obi-Wan: Ah, so you were afraid to mention it.

Me: Yes. But I'm getting to excited to not mention it any longer! I was hurt at first because she always told me it was wrong, so her doing that was disappointing, but I'm very excited about a new sibling! My papaw and I prayed that God would do anything it took to get Will to marry my mom soon. We weren't expecting a baby... but hey! He's marrying her soon now!

Obi-Wan: You have to be careful what you pray for sometimes.

Me: Yeah... *looks at Vader, who's been silent* You okay, Darthy?

Darth Vader: Yes, I'm fine.

Me: No... something's wrong.

Darth Vader: *sighs* I just wish things had been different. I wish I would've been a father to Luke and Leia; and wondering how things would be if Padme were still here.

Me: Oh. *thinking of what to say*

Obi-Wan: Wow, Lissy is, for the first time, speechless.

Me: Yeah... I'm not so good at comforting sometimes... Um.. anyways...
12: I got to hold a python-looking snake the other day!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!! I LOVE SNAKES! It wrapped itself around my right arm, then part of it was resting on my left wrist, and its head was right by my left index finger! Oh my goodness I LOVE SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ONE SO BAD!!!! But my mom doesn't like them and is afraid that a snake would get out and choke the baby when it's born. So... yeah... hmm. Maybe when I'm eighteen or twenty? *shrugs* Anyways!

13: In three days it'll be a year since I've started this book! On my birthday!

Obi-Wan: Really? It seems like it's been much longer than that.

Me: Indeed!
14: My calender for next year has a bunch of horses!!!!!!

15: This is the last fact! So I'm gonna try to think of a good one...

Darth Vader: This may take awhile.

*Two hours later*

Darth Vader: It's only been two seconds.

Me: Yeah, I know. I just wanted to make it a bit more funny. Or silly, at least. Oh! I had one, but I forgot it. Oh! I think I got it again!
15: There are 757 words in this chapter!

Well, that's all! I don't feel like tagging a bunch of people, so I'll just do a few.

JesusSaves17

SuperiorGhost (If you're tagged out or can't think of any facts you don't have to do it. That or you could use a fictional character)

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And that's all! God bless! :)