My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

There's A Small Fly On My Screen...

Darth Vader: Well, that is a strange title.

Me: There really is a fly on my laptop screen though. There seriously is.

Darth Vader: Shoo it away and it won't be on your screen.

Me: No, I don't want to. Aaaww... it just flew away.

Darth Vader: I thought you hated bugs.

Me: I do. But with the fly on my screen this title won't be a lie. Anyways...

Darth Vader: Please tell me you haven't brought me here for yet another tag.

Me: I didn't.

Darth Vader: Then why am I here?

Me: For a tag.

Darth Vader: You just said it wasn't a tag.

Me: Only because you said not to tell you that you were brought here for another tag.

Darth Vader: *sighs* Let's get on with this.

Me: Okay! You ask the questions Darthy! Right after Rules gives us the rules, of course.

Rules: *monotone* Rule 1: If you are tagged you must answer all of the questions.
Rule 2: When you re-tag, think of your own questions to give.

Darth Vader: *whispers to Me* I thought you were going to install an emotion chip.

Me: *whispers to Darthy* I did, but I've not been able to get my hands on one. There's this certain one I want but... for certain reasons... I've had to have it smuggled in.

Darth Vader: *raises an eyebrow* Why?

Me: It may or may not be illegal because some androids have been known to go haywire after having emotions installed. So I'm having Han Solo smuggle it in. For a price, of course... but it'll be worth it!

Darth Vader: Unless the android does go haywire. Wait a minute... so you're doing something illegal?

Me: ...I guess I am...

Darth Vader: I'm so proud of you!

Me: Um... thanks...

Rules: Pay attention to the rules. I will start from the beginning.

Me: No! Just start off with rule 3.

Rule: As you wish. Rule 3: You must re-tag ten people. *powers down*

Darth Vader: Question 1: If you were promised one complete and honest answer to one question, what and who would you ask?

Me: Hmm... Hey Vader, can I ask you a question before I answer this question?

Darth Vader: Depending on the question it may or may not be a complete or honest answer.

Me: Unless I get you to promise me, just as the question said.

Darth Vader: And how would you get me too?

Me: Hmm... *pulls out a spray can of pink paint* I could paint you pink.

Darth Vader: You like me black. You wouldn't.

Me: *sprays him pink*

Darth Vader: This will come out, right?

Me: No. It's permanent. Only I know how to get rid of it. *evil smirk*

Darth Vader: If I promise to answer your question honestly, will you get rid of the paint?

Me: Yup.

Darth Vader: *sighs* Fine. What is the question?

Me: My question is one I already know the answer to, but I want to hear you say it.