My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Dark

Me: News! I have changed the titled of my wattys fanfiction. Instead of Once Upon A Dream it is now In Dreams.

Darth Vader: Why am I here?

Me: Because I like you. Anyways! Yeah. Oh, and I have the answer to the riddle in the chapter titled There's A Small Fly On My Screen...

Okay, ya'll wanna know the answer! BoldlyMysterious and Tolkienite3791 already got the answer. Of course, Tith has seen and read The Hobbit (yes, that is where the riddle is from), and Nova is awesome at riddles.

Darth Vader: I know the answer.

Me: That's because you're kinda me.

Darth Vader: ???

Me: Well, you're my imaginary friend, so I have to imagine what your personality would be like.. I don't know. It's weird...

Darth Vader: I know the answer because I like dark riddles. Because they're so dark.

Me: Eh, dark things are pretty cool, but only because their creepy and I like being creeped out. I'm actually kind of afraid of the dark, which is why I never joined the dark side. And I guess it's not the dark itself I fear, but what's in the dark.

Darth Vader: You didn't join the dark side because you are a child of light, not of darkness.

Me: Yeah, you got that there. That's why I never wanna go into space (unless Star Ships like in Star Trek or Star Wars existed). Because being in a rocket in the darkness of space sounds so... dark and lonely. Hey! Have you ever read the books This Present Darkness and Piercing The Darkness by Frank E. Peretti?

Darth Vader: No, I do not believe I have. What is it about?

Me: Spiritual warfare. The battle between demons and angels.

Darth Vader: It sounds dark.

Me: Yeah, it can be pretty dark. But this world we live in is getting darker and darker each day.

Darth Vader: I like Batman. *surprises himself* I think your randomness is rubbing off on me.

Me: Really? That's weird, I still feel as random as I did yesterday, so I don't think you're getting it from me. Must be a habit you're developing. And so do I! Batman is cool. He's a darker superhero.

Darth Vader: The Joker is pretty dark.

Me: Yeah, it is. In fact, the original Joker warned the guy that played the Joker in The Dark Knight series to be careful because playing the Joker was such a dark part. Well, it was so dark that after playing the Joker the guy committed suicide.

Darth Vader: Wow, that does sound really dark.

Me: Yup. Well, come my tall, dark and slightly evil knight. Let's watch Doctor Who!