Me: NO! THE CAVE TROLL GOT FRODO!
Darth Vader: You know he doesn't die. You've been watching The Lord of the Rings since you were a youngling.
Me: Considering they were made on my birth date and my dad was a huge fan, yes, yes I have. ^-^ YAY! HE'S ALIVE!
Darth Vader: (-_-) I sometimes hate watching LOTR with you.
Me: Why?
Darth Vader: You giggle every time you see Legolas, for one.
Me: *giggles*
Darth Vader: Or when you hear his name.
Me: OH NO! NOW THE ORCS ARE LEAVING! AND THEN- NO!!!!!!!! NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
Darth Vader: I heard the Balrog.
Me: *squeaks then shouts* NO!
Darth Vader: *pauses LOTR on Legolas*
Me: *giggles*
Darth Vader: You have problems. *plays LOTR*
Me: Uh, duh! *gasp* OH NO!
NO!
NO!
OH OH OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NO!
NO!
NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!1
OH OH OH NO NO NO!
Darth Vader: (-_-)
Me: THE BALROG! OH, LEGOLAS JUST SPOKE! HIS VOICE ITSELF IS SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: Nobody tosses a Dwarf!
*Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin appear*
Legolas: I think we arrived at a bad time...
Darth Vader: Nah, she'll just be shouting at the TV a lot. The usual.
Me: NO! I DON'T WANT GANDALF TO DIE!
Gandalf: I do come back, my dear.
Me: I know. But I still don't want you to die... then again you do come back more powerful.
Gandalf in the TV: *Balrog gets him*
Me and Gandalf and Gandalf in TV say in unison: FLY YOU FOOLS!
Darth Vader and everyone else besides Me and Gandalf: *face palm*
Heh-heh, can you guess what I'm watching? XP
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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