FLY YOU FOOLS!

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Me: NO! THE CAVE TROLL GOT FRODO!

Darth Vader: You know he doesn't die. You've been watching The Lord of the Rings since you were a youngling.

Me: Considering they were made on my birth date and my dad was a huge fan, yes, yes I have. ^-^ YAY! HE'S ALIVE!

Darth Vader: (-_-) I sometimes hate watching LOTR with you.

Me: Why?

Darth Vader: You giggle every time you see Legolas, for one.

Me: *giggles*

Darth Vader: Or when you hear his name.

Me: OH NO! NOW THE ORCS ARE LEAVING! AND THEN- NO!!!!!!!! NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!

Darth Vader: I heard the Balrog.

Me: *squeaks then shouts* NO! 

Darth Vader: *pauses LOTR on Legolas*

Me: *giggles*

Darth Vader: You have problems. *plays LOTR*

Me: Uh, duh! *gasp* OH NO!

NO!

NO!

OH OH OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NO!

NO!

NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!1

OH OH OH NO NO NO!

Darth Vader: (-_-)

Me: THE BALROG! OH, LEGOLAS JUST SPOKE! HIS VOICE ITSELF IS SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: Nobody tosses a Dwarf!

*Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin appear*

Legolas: I think we arrived at a bad time...

Darth Vader: Nah, she'll just be shouting at the TV a lot. The usual.

Me: NO! I DON'T WANT GANDALF TO DIE!

Gandalf: I do come back, my dear.

Me: I know. But I still don't want you to die... then again you do come back more powerful.

Gandalf in the TV: *Balrog gets him*

Me and Gandalf and Gandalf in TV say in unison: FLY YOU FOOLS!

Darth Vader and everyone else besides Me and Gandalf: *face palm*


Heh-heh, can you guess what I'm watching? XP

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