My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Not About Pancakes

*Darth Vader, Lissy and Thorin are watching Psych*

Shawn Spencer: *on the TV* *sees mountain lion in a cage* Simba, I am your father.

Gus: I don't think Mufasa ever said that.

Shawn: Ah, Mufasa, Vader...

Lissy: *burst out laughing*

Darth Vader: *confused* What?

Lissy: The same guy that voices you voices Mufasa from the Lion King! HAHAHA! *imitates Darth Vader* Simba, I am your father! HA!

Thorin: It's not really THAT funny.

Lissy: YES IT IS! HA!

Thorin and Darth Vader: *glance at each other and raise an eyebrow, although no one can tell Vader did since he had his mask on*

GodismyDD: Whoa whoa whoa, whoa! You seriously have to write all of that out?

Darth Vader: I do have a mask on. No one can tell unless I type it out.

GodismyDD: True...

Legolas: *watching GodismyDD and Darth Vader typing the story from behind them*

GodismyDD: *turns around* Oh, hey Legolas!

Legolas: Suilad. *raises and eyebrow* Why do you refer to yourself as GodismyDD when the story mentions you typing out the story, but Lissy/Me/I/Elisabeth/ext when you're actually in the story?

GodismyDD: Hmm... I don't know. But I'm going with me now.

Darth Vader: Move over, it's my turn to type.

Me: Well, you just did. My turn again!

Darth Vader: And now mine again.

Thorin: You two are strange.

Me: ...Yes, yes we are! ^-^

Legolas: You two would be perfect for each other.

Me and Vader: *glance at each other awkwardly* Uh, no!

Me: We are JUST friends.

Darth Vader: *looks at me* We're not even that.

Me: Here's how it works, you're my friend and I'm not afraid to express it, I'm your friend but you don't want to admit it so you SAY you hate me EVEN though you DON'T.

Darth Vader: Whatever you want to think. *rolls eyes*

Legolas & Thorin: *laughs*