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TAG! YOU'RE IT!!! (Part 2)

Me: Okay, so hello peoples! This is part 2 of 'TAG! YOU'RE IT!!!'! My taggers are mentioned in the previous chapter, and the rules are posted there, but I'll re-post them in this chapter as well. Oh, yes, Darth Vader is going to be answering these questions.

Darth Vader: I am not going to do this.

Me: Yes, you are! We already agreed. Don't forget that I blackmailed you into doing this. So if you don't, then...

Darth Vader: (-_-) Fine.

Me: Yay! Okay, *calls out* Rules! Come here!

Rules: *appears out of nowhere* Ooh! Are we doing another tag!?

Me: *mutters* Stupid emotion chip. I'm going to get Han Solo for this. *to Rules* Yep! Another tag. Can you list the rules from the last chapter?

Darth Vader: And please do not add any comments. Just list them.

Rules: Okay, whatever you say, Ani!

Darth Vader: (-_-)

Rules: Rule 1: Post all the rules!
Rule 2: Answer all 20 questions!
Rule 3: The answers may be fictional for fun or privacy!

Me: Example from the last chapter was 'I am two hundred and forty six years old and I live on board the Starship Enterprise.

Rules: Rule 4: Tag must be in a book, not the comments!
Rule 5: Once you've answered the questions, ask them again at the end of the chapter, then tag twenty people to do the tag! Tag backs won't work, because the questions will be the same!
Rule 6: You have to title the chapter, "TAG! YOU'RE IT!!!"

Me: And those are the rules!

Rules: Would you like me to ask the questions?!

Me: No, that's fine. You may leave now.

Rules: Okay! *disappears*

Darth Vader: Finally!

Gimli: *appears* Who's asking the questions, lassie?

Me: Hmm... let me think... ooh... this is a hard one... ah! I got it! Maybe. Nope.

Darth Vader: *crosses arms and waits impatiently*

Me: Well, who do you think should ask the questions, Darthy?

Darth Vader: Considering I don't even want to do this, I don't care.

Me: Okay. Then let's have Obi-Wan Kenobi ask the questions!

Darth Vader: *uncrosses arms* On second thought...

Obi-Wan: *appears* I sensed that I was needed here?

Me: Yes! Would you mind asking the questions from a tag to Vader?

Obi-Wan: *glances at Vader* Not at all.

Elrond: *appears* This should be an interesting chapter.

*Thranduil, Legolas, Celeborn, Galadriel, and Avorthal appear*

Avorthal: Interesting, indeed.

Obi-Wan: 1: What is your name?

Darth Vader: Lord Vader.

Me: Nope! Given name.

Darth Vader: *glares at Lissy* This is exactly why you wanted me to do this tag, isn't it?

Me: Not the only reason. I thought this would be fun. Not for you, but for the viewers. But that may or may not be one of the reasons...

Darth Vader: *sighs* Anakin.