My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Doctor Who & Chocolate Milk

Me: Agh! I love Doctor Who!!

I: Yes, so do I!

Myself: You really shouldn't refer to yourself in the third person. It's just weird.

Darth Vader: Yeah, that is what's weird about all this.

Eruwaedhiel: *practicing with her throwing knives, which she keeps throwing into the wall*

Elisabeth: You probably shouldn't be throwing those into the wall...

Eruwaedhiel: Oh, it's fine. I'm just throwing them where Sherlock shot a smiley face yesterday.

Me: What'd he shoot the wall for?!

I: He was bored.

Myself: I wish I could shoot the wall when I was bored.

I: No I don't...

Elisabeth: Then just shoot the wall with a nerf gun. Or use throwing knives. Or a bow and arrows.

Me: It would probably be best sticking with the nerf gun... considering in reality you have a cat, a dog, five siblings, a mom and a soon-to-be dad.

Elisabeth: Yeah... that's true... I wouldn't want to hurt my cat.

Darth Vader: *raises an eyebrow at her*

Elisabeth: Or the dog.

Darth Vader: *keeps staring at her*

Elisabeth: Or my mom, dad or sisters.

Eruwaedhiel: You're forgetting two.

Elisabeth: No I'm not.

Me: Yes, you are.

Elisabeth: Fine, I wouldn't want my brothers to get hurt either.

Darth Vader: *quits staring*

Lissy: *appears* GUESS WHAT I'VE GOT?!

Darth Vader: Oh no...

Lissy: I GOT CHOCOLATE MILK! A WHOLE MUG OF CHOCOLATE MILK! In my big Kylo Ren coffee cup. ^-^

Tith (Tolkienite3791): OH! I WANT SOME! *gets chocolate milk*

Elisabeth: OOH! I WANT SOME TOO! *gets chocolate milk*

Me: CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!! *gets chocolate milk*

I: YAY! *gets chocolate milk*

Eruwaedhiel: *puts knives away and gets chocolate milk*

Myself: CHOCOLATE IS PRECIOUS! *gets chocolate milk*

Smeagol: Yes, chocolate milk is Precious! Yessss... Preciousssss...

Me: *smiles* Thanks to me, Gollum is now Smeagol (though he still looks like Gollum) and his new Precious is chocolate milk. XP

Darth Vader: *silently horrified* So I have you to blame for this.

Me: Yup! Want some?

Darth Vader: ...sure. As long as you don't dump in down my mask.

*Lissy, Darth Vader, Me, Myself, I, Elisabeth, Eruwaedhiel, Tith and Smeagol sit down and watch Doctor Who: Season One, Episode One: Dalek while drinking chocolate milk*