My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

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Me: WATER BUFFALO!!

Fives: What?

Rex: Are you feeling alright?

Cody: Um, this is Lissy we're talking about here...

Me: Oh, sorry. Reality me is cracking up over VeggieTales. *begins singing* Everybody's got a water buffalo, you're is fast and mine is slow; where'd we get them I don't know but everybody's got a water buffalo *holds the last part out* Hehe... I like this song... anyways... what were we doing?

Loon: We are in the middle of a battle!!! How can you just stop mid-fight and just start singing a song from VeggieTales!?

Me: *shrugs* Dunno. But I just did.

GodismyDD: *writes battle away* Okay, what now?

Me: THE YODELING VETERINARIAN OF THE ALPS!

GodismyDD: *face palm* Focus, Lissy! And stop scaring the clones! And the Jedi! They're not supposed to have fears, but thanks to you, they do now!

Me: *fist pump* Yes! Proves just how crazy I am! Hmm... I wonder how many I've infected with this Randomitus Contagion. *sings again* PIZZA ANGEL PLEASE COME TO ME!

GodismyDD: *erases Me's mouth* Hush for a moment.

Me: Mmm mmmm MMM!!!

GodismyDD: Sorry, what's that? *laughs* Hehe... I'm so mean. This is why Me, Myself and I don't get along.

Me: MMHMM!!!

GodismyDD: *had frozen this moment and been gone for two months* *finally gets back*

Me: *looks VERY mad*

GodismyDD: *grimaces* I.... think I'm leaving you like that for now.... *loops video above: The Saga Begins*

Me: *crosses arms*

Fives: *to GodismyDD* Uh, Miss, why are you bullying yourself?

Yourself: Actually, she's bullying Me, not me...

Fives: Huh? *confused*

GodismyDD: Haha, welcome to my crazy mind!

Rex: This place is....

Cody: Freaky.

Echo: *appears suddenly* How'd I get here....

Obi-Wan and Darth Maul: *appear*

Darth Maul: *scowls at Kenobi then looks at GodismyDD* You did that on purpose, brat.

GodismyDD: I did do that on purpose! You're so welcome!

Darth Vader: *appears* Oh, I'm actually in this chapter, huh?

GodismyDD: Someone's still jealous....

Maul: *looks at Vader* She wrote me in here before she wrote you in here. *smirks*

Darth Vader: *rolls eyes* Perhaps, but she put Obi-Wan's name before yours.

Maul: *growls*

Me: *uncrosses arms and watches*

I: Me has never been so quiet before....

Loon: This song.... I love  it! But who's this Vader guy?

Anakin: *appears* He's me....

Loon: What!? You become THAT!? *points at Vader* You turn to the Dark Side?? What happens to all the clones???