My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

I Taste Like...

Okay, so according to my brother, I taste like different things on different days. Yeah... we're not at all weird... lol :P :D :O ^-^

Sundays: Several different fruits.
Mondays: Gimli's Battle-Axe (Which is gross, because after all these years it still tastes of orc blood!)
Tuesdays: Tacos :P
Wednesdays: Pizza
Thursdays: Broccoli (I think I prefer tasting like Gimli's battle-axe...)
Fridays: Peanut Butter (Crunchy, because I'm nutty!)
Saturdays: Skyline Chili!

And that is what all I taste like!

Thorin Oakenshield: *backs away slowly* Um... I'm just gonna go now... *runs away as fast as he can*

Gollum: I think we scares him, Precious.

Me: Yeah, I think we does.

Myself: Yeah, you scares me!

You: Yes, yes I do.

Me: NO! NOT YOU!

You: Yes, it's me, Precious!

I: Well... I'm just gonna end the chapter now...

Frodo: She scares me more than the Ring!!!!!!!!!

GodismyDD: Yes, we have that effect on people.

I: Yeah, well, goodbye! Stop reading now, save yourselves while you still can!!!!!

You: Me scares Myself!

Me: Yes, I do scare Myself.

Myself: No! What is me doing here? I!

Sauron: *runs away screaming like a little girl*

Elisabeth: Wow, we all just scared an evil overlord.

Eruwaedhiel: Awesome!

Frodo: Why couldn't I have met you all sooner? If you had been here, your creepiness would have made the Ring explode and you could have just gave Sauron a heart attack.

I: Yeah. Hmm. Oh well! That wouldn't have been a very interesting movie had that happened.

Me, Myself, Elisabeth, Eruwaedhiel, & GodismyDD: Agreed!

Gollum: Goodbye, nasty hobbitses!

Me: Gollum!

Myself: Be nice!

I: Okay, bye! We'll hopefully see you in the next chapter!