My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Whiskers Are Sharp!

Darth Vader: What's with the title?

Me: My cat left a whisker on my bed. It was very sharp.

Darth Vader: Cat whiskers are not sharp.

Me: Not the end that sticks out of their face, but the part that is in their face. I had my siblings poke it. The youngest two hurt their fingers! XD I mean... ouch. D:

Darth Vader: You're so mean.

Me: Wow, I gotta 'nice-en' up... considering you were once evil (and are still mean) and said that I was mean! *holds cat whisker out* Here, poke it.

Darth Vader: *pokes it* You're right, that is pretty sharp.

Me: Uh-huh! I sometimes get them stuck in the heel of my foot.

Darth Vader: *raises an eyebrow*

Me: Well I do! Not the part that comes out of their face though. It's not that sharp. Sometimes I'll just be walking and then suddenly I have a pain in my heel so I take my sock off and look and I pull a whisker out of it! It hurts when you touch it, but the pain leaves not even a second after it's out.

Darth Vader: You're chatty.

Me: Well I have been gone awhile! I've missed Wattpad so SSSOOOO much! So much it hurt!

Darth Vader: Where have you been?

Me: Well, not too long ago school started. I've been doing school, then doing chores. And then I would read a book (not one on Wattpad, one I actually have), and then my mom siblings and I would watch TV and then go to bed. And Thursdays are now our no tech day.

Darth Vader: Good luck with that.

Me: I survived yesterday! In fact I read almost a whole entire book. But it was a small book. Only seventeen short chapters. 311 pages. Wow, you know what that means!?

Darth Vader: *waits for me to explain*

Me: I read from page 117 to 311 in one day!

Darth Vader: You really have no life.

Me: If I didn't have a life I wouldn't exist. Hey have you ever listened to Praise You In This Storm by Casting Crowns?

Darth Vader: Yeah. Why?

Me: It's really pretty in Spanish!

Darth Vader: *rolls eyes* You and your Spanish.

Me: Yeah! I've already learned so much! And hopefully that keeps up. I have to learn it by Christmas.

Darth Vader: Why?

Me: So I can learn French. And then my senior year- like, next year, two years from now- I can learn a third language. Probably Russian. Man, it is so good to be back on Wattpad! It feels like I've not updated this book in forever!

Darth Vader: Not since August 30th. So only nine days. Not that I've been counting. It's not like I missed you.

Me: I missed you too, Darthy! ^-^

Darth Vader: *smiles a little*