My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Whaaaa..?

Me: AAAAAAANNAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: I'm not Anakin!

Myself: Actually, you are.

Darth Vader: No, I am not!

We: Yeah you are. Anakin got burned in lava, so he was put in a black suit and black mask.

Darth Vader: That could be anyone.

I: Nope. It's you. Anakin is you.

You: No I'm not! I'm you!"

Eruwaedhiel: No, I'm me, not you.

Me: But I thought I was me!

I: Yeah, I thought me was me too.

Me: Me to...

Elisabeth: I think I just confused myself.

Myself: You did confuse me. I am totally confused.

Me: Yeah, I am confused.

I: I'm confused too. But you worded that wrong. When referring to someone, it should be 'so-and-so is confused' and not 'so-and-so am confused'.

GodismyDD: *stares blankly at the screen* Whaaaa..?

You: We are confused as well.

We: That would be 'is' not 'we'! Don't you all remember what I said?

I: No, I said it!

You: What do you mean you all? There's only one you and that's me!

Me: NO! I AM ME!

Darth Vader: *gets headache* FINE! I ADMIT IT! I AM ANAKIN!

Myself: What? I isn't Anakin, I is I.

I: No, he meant that he is Anakin, not me!

Me: Well of course I'm not Anakin! But I thought he said I and not me.

Elisabeth: Yeah, he did. He said I but he meant that he is, not any of you.

You: I'm the only you here!

Elisabeth: No, you're not me!

*Thorin, Kili, Fili, Legolas, Thranduil, Tauriel, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Hulk, Batman, Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin and Aslan stand off a few yards away* O_O

You: Of course I'm not you! Wait... I am you!

Elisabeth: NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE LYING!

Me: Uh...

Gollum: *screams and runs away*

Sauron: *screams like a little girl*

Lord Sidious: *screams and runs home to his mommy, who grounds him after she finds out he became an evil Sith Lord*

GodismyDD: Well... this is getting out of hand.

Darth Vader: You need to end this before someone dies!

Hulk: *becomes Bruce so he can speak* Someone stop this! It's horrifying!

Azog and Bolg: *die of fright*

*Loony Tunes music kicks on*

Porky Pig: Th-th-that's all folks!

Audience: O_O Whaaaa..?