𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛 ✦ 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝

The talk

Short
Requested

[ Y/n ]

"Finn. I'm not doing it. Just go talk to them and be serious."

He whined but walked out of the room to Victor and Oliver's room. He shut the door and I sat down outside the door.

[ Finn ]

Stupid, stupid, stupid. This is stupid. I didn't get the talk and I turned out just fine.

"Hey guys... Y/- Mom's making me come in here and do this and I bet she listening! So I'm going to do it fast... Um... So basically... Basically what I came to talk about was like... What happens when... You get older but this is really uncomfortable and I don't want to do this. Basically... Just be... Jesus fuck this is so stupid."

"Dad?"

"Yes?"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm trying to give you the sex talk but I don't know how." I sighed.

"Please don't do this." Victor whispered. "It's not like I want to! It's because Y/n's making me do it!"

"Finn!" Y/n shouted. "Fine!"

"Basicallywhenyouhavesexyouhavetowearprotectionbecauseifyoudon'tyoucouldgetherpregnatandalsoyouhavetobecarefulbecauseyoucouldgetanstdandthosearebadbutIwouldn'tknowI'veneverhadoneandneitherhasY/n..."

"What?" Y/n said. "I did it! I'm done. I'm going to eat lunch." I opened the door and Y/n stared at me. "What?" I whined. "Finn they didn't understand any of that." I turned around and shrugged. "They should've been paying attention."

She pushed me back into the room and shut the door.

"Noooo! Don't make me do this!" I whined. "Do it Finn!" I slouched and turned around.

.  .  .

"It wasn't that hard." Y/n giggled. I shook my head and she kissed my neck lightly. "Yes. It was. And it was horrifying." I whispered. Y/n laughed and hugged me tightly. "Come on... Maybe I can make up for it..."

I hummed and she kissed down my shoulders.

"Dad-"

Y/n and I turned and Victor stared at us. "What?" I asked. We're both fully dressed- well except the fact that I'm in my boxers and that's it but that's always how I sleep. "Um... Never mind."

He walked away and I shrugged. Y/n laughed and I hung my head. "I'm never going to be able to talk to them ever again... We should've just put on a video..."

Guys ok this might be over sharing but the other day I was back on PH trying to find some inspiration for smut and I stumbled across a... Disturbing corner of kinks... Not like sadists and masochists or furries or weird role play but... I'm going to throw up it was so bad sijodehsfuhwufwej I can't get it out of my head but I really want it out please 😭 😭

It was so bad I seriously almost threw up like here's a visual on a disgusting scale

       Midsommar: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————🥲————>
That p*rn video: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————🥲————>
                          Not gross.                              Made me feel gross.                              Made me want to throw up.                                Threw up. Never again

Okay well for the video I didn't throw up but it made me feel just as disgusting as a PROFESSIONALLY made MOVIE where the gore is SPECIAL EFFECTS. But this bitch is unprofessional, real life, and it's not special effects. Oh god it was so fucking bad. Pleaseeeeeee