5SOS - BABYSAT BY IDIOTS

Chapter 209

Man, there are tons of things I am dying to put on my birthday wish list. Here are a few of my thoughts:
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Nicole's B-Day Wishlist

- iPod Touch 6 (Duh!)
- Drawing Boogie Board 📲
- New shoes 👠
- Clothes from 'Justice' 👗
- new headphones 🎧
- iPod charger 🔌🔋
- nail polish 💅
- CAKE! (Obviously!) 🎂
- new pretty purse 👛
- pet hamster 🐹
- CANDY 🍬🍭🍫🍪
- Money 💰💸💳💵
- Taylor Swift album 💽
- New school backpack 🎒

Note: And everything has to have a pretty pink bow on it!
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Yep! That's my birthday wish list! Now I've just gotta show it to Calum and Michael. When I got downstairs, the only people there were actually Ashton and Michael. Michael said that Calum went out for some groceries. I handed the paper to Michael with a smile on my face and said, "Here it is. My birthday wish list." He took it and read it. He said to me, "A pet hamster?" I nodded my head confidently and said, "Uh-huh. A pet hamster. Oh, if getting everything on the list is too much work, don't worry. The bows don't have to be pink." He just stared at me blankly. I stared blankly back at him. Soon enough, he said to me, "Well I'll show this list to Calum and, uhh... well we'll just see what he thinks about this. Okay?" I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Alright." Then Michael took the list upstairs to his room and Ash started talking to me. "I had a pet hamster once," he told me. I stared at him.

Ash: His name was CaptainFluffyPants.

Nicole: Captain... Fluffy Pants?

Ashton: All one word. Man, I loved CaptainFluffyPants.

Nicole: Ummm, okay then.

Ashton: Grade 5 was the worst year ever when he died.

Nicole: How did he die?

Ashton: My snake ate him.

Nicole: You had a snake when you were younger?

Ashton: Yeah. His name was Mr. Shirley Cake.

Nicole: Mr. Shirley... wha -- ?

Ashton: Grade 7 was an even worse year when he died.

Nicole: What the heck, Ashton? How did your snake die?

Ashton: Cat ate him.

Nicole: And what was your cat's name? Sergeant Spaghetti Legs?

Ashton: Um, no? His name was Charles.

Nicole: ...

Ashton: ...

Nicole: Seriously, Ashton? Who names their cat Charles?

Ashton: (laughs) Okay, good point.

Nicole: But how did Charles die?

Ashton: Heart attack.

Nicole: (gasps)

Ashton: Yeah, it's okay though. After I went through month of therapy, it was all good.

I just sat down on the couch thinking... What planet is this kid from? Anyway, when Calum came home, Michael showed him the list and Calum had the same reaction. "A pet hamster?" He said. I then thought for a minute and replied, "On second thoughts, forget the hamster." Calum nodded his head and said to me, "Well this is a lot of stuff. And judging by the prices of all these things separately, it could be really expensive."

Nicole: But you guys are famous. Don't you have like, a lot of money?

Calum: Well we do, but we need that money for other things.

Nicole: (crosses arms) Like what?

Calum: Well for one, we need it for music videos --

Nicole: HOLD UP. When will you be making a music video anytime soon?

Calum: Nicole, we haven't told you but we've been working on a new song and tomorrow, we're recording it in the studio.

Nicole: And what does that have to do with music videos? 😌

Calum: With great music comes great videos. 😏

Nicole: Whatever. 😒

Hey, guys! So I know I'm a bit late in the whole music thing and all where 5SOS came out with some new songs like "She's Kinda Hot" and all that stuff but don't worry. I'm catching up. Love you all! ;)