5SOS - BABYSAT BY IDIOTS

Chapter 15

After that little talk with Calum about what to do and what not to do, I went to my room and decided to text Jessica.

Nicole: Hey Jess! I'm gonna lay it on u straight forward. Thing 3 converted 2 my team and we just pranked Ashton and Luke by putting mayonnaise in Ashton's donuts and minty toothpaste in Luke's Oreos

Jessica: whoa awesome! point, Nicole and thing 3

Nicole: yeah! it was so funny! I heard them yelling and when i went downstairs, luke was drinking multiple glasses of water and Ashton was slapping his tongue

Jessica: LOL okay u really have 2 video tape ur pranks

Nicole: good idea! that can be thing 3's job!

Jessica: alright! then u have 2 send it 2 me

Nicole: and Bernie

Jessica: ugh

Nicole: sorry 4 bringing that up

Jessica: it's ok it's just that I despise her

Nicole: Jess we're texting each other. u don't need 2 use big words

Jessica: Like what?

Nicole: despise. what does that even mean?

Jessica: oh yeah I forgot u were a year younger than me despise means 2 hate or be angry at something

Nicole: or someone

Jessica: true dat. so r u busy right now

Nicole: no not right now

Jessica: can I come over

Nicole: sure I'm just going 2 tell everyone kk?

Jessica: Kk see u there

Nicole: bye

Jessica: bye!

Then I turned off my iPod and CAREFULLY went downstairs. I even tiptoed. Nobody was in the living room and nobody was in the kitchen. Shocker. What I decided to do was stand in the middle of the living room and examine everything to see if anything was suspicious. Check! Then I did the same with the kitchen. Check! Finally I can stop tip toeing. I opened the cupboard and saw some chips. They were Doritos. I brought them out and opened it. I carefully put them in a bowl and put the bowl on the living room table. I started to wait for Jessica. I decided to turn the TV on but I couldn't find the remote. I checked inside the couch cushions and under the table but no remote. Soon enough, Calum came downstairs and said, "Whatcha looking for?"

Nicole: The remote. I was hoping to watch TV with Jessica.

Calum: Ugh. This must be another one of the boys tricks.

Nicole: Oh, no. No, no, no.

Calum: What?

Nicole: We may be having a prank war but the remote is out of the question. LUKE! ASHTON! GET DOWN HERE!

(Ashton and Luke come down the stairs)

Luke: What is it?

Nicole: Did you guys hide the remote?

Ashton: Maybe.

Nicole: Well you're gonna have to give it to me because I want to watch TV with Jessica.

Luke: Ooh, I guess you're out of luck.

Nicole: No, no, no. I am not out of luck. You're gonna give me the remote now.

Ashton: Mm, I don't think so.

Nicole: Can't you at least just give it to me for Jessica?

Luke: I'm afraid not.

Nicole: You know what? Fine. Jessica and I are perfectly fine with finding the remotes ourselves.

Luke: Ha, no you're not.

Nicole: Have you even met Jessica?

Luke: Well, no, but --

Nicole: Then you don't know how capable she is of finding the remote.

Ashton: Oh, please. Two 18 years olds against two 12 year olds.

Nicole: Wrong. Two 18 year olds against a 12 year old and a 14 year old.

Luke: Wait, Jessica is older than you?

Nicole: Mm Hm.

Ashton: Well that changes everything.

Nicole: It sure does. You're gonna have to re-hide the remote to challenge Jessica. Do you really want to go there?

Luke: ... Ugh! Fine. We'll give you the remote.

Nicole: Yes! Point, Nicole.

Calum: Okay, guys. Pay up.

Ashton: Ugh, fine.

Nicole: What? What are you talking about?

Calum: Uhh...

Luke: We paid Calum to not tell you where the remote was.

Nicole: YOU DID WHAT?!?! Calum! I thought you were on my team!

Calum: Well, it --

Nicole: How much did they pay you?

Calum: (sighs) $50.

Nicole: You know what? I'm only gonna let you off the hook because you're gonna give me half of that.

Calum: Fine.

Then both Luke and Ashton gave Calum $50 each which equaled $100 altogether so got half, which was brought back to $50. Woohoo! I could use some money for clothes.