5SOS - BABYSAT BY IDIOTS

Chapter 14

I nodded to Calum as he said that and he closed that door again. I continued to talk. "Okay. That's done, now we just need to think of a prank that'll make them suffer for a long, long time." Calum raised his eyebrows and said, "Well, for a reasonable amount of time."

Nicole: No, Calum. Don't you get it? If we make thing one and thing 2 over there suffer the prank for a long time, eventually they'll start begging for us to stop it. Then they'll know how serious we take these things and never mess with either one of us again.

Calum: Good idea. 2 questions. Number 1, you call them thing 1 and thing 2?

Nicole: And you're thing 3.

Calum: Okay, then. Number 2, how are we going to figure out a prank that'll last for a long time?

Nicole: You see, that's what the Internet is for.

I grabbed my iPod from my pocket and searched up good durable pranks. Calum pulled a chair out and sat down behind me and set his chin over my shoulder watching me search it up. Yeah, that's how short I am. Quite a lot of results came up but none of them were really good except one. It said:

WANNA PRANK YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY, OR EVEN YOUR ENEMIES? WELL HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO IT. CHOOSE BETWEEN A DONUT AND AN OREO. WHICH EVER ONE THEY LIKE MORE, CHOOSE THE OPPOSITE. OR IF YOU'RE PRANKING 2 PEOPLE, USE BOTH! FOR THE OREOS, OPEN THE COOKIE AND TAKE THE ICING OUT AND REPLACE IT WITH CREST TOOTHPASTE. OFFER THEM THE COOKIE. FOR THE DONUT, MAKE A HOLE IN IT AND FILL IT WITH MAYONNAISE. SEE IF THEY LIKE THAT!

It may not last for a long time but its worth a shot. "You think this one'll work, Cal?" I asked Calum and he made a thumbs up. "Plus, Ashton hates mayonnaise and Luke doesn't like minty toothpaste. It's perfect!" He said.

Nicole: Great. All we need is donuts, Oreos, Crest toothpaste and mayo. Do we have all that stuff, Cal?

Calum: We sure do. Come on, let's go.

Then Calum and I went downstairs to the kitchen and thank goodness the boys weren't trying to play a prank at the moment. Calum got the Oreos out of the cupboard and the donuts out of the pantry. I got the mayo and I went to the washroom to get the toothpaste. Calum filled the donuts and I filled the Oreos. When we were done, Calum put the donuts in a normal box that they usually come in and I put the Oreos back in its box. "Now how are we gonna get them to eat it?" Calum asked. I responded him with, "Easy. All we have to do is lay them on the table and they'll eventually see it and eat them." Calum smiled and we both went to our own rooms. I was trying on clothes for about 20 minutes until I heard spits and groans and yells. I smiled and noticed... they were Ashton's and Luke's. I ran downstairs because I thought about doing a... uh... what you call an I totally care reenactment. When I got to the kitchen, Ashton was slapping his tongue over and over again and Luke was drinking continuous glasses of water. 3 seconds later, the both looked at me and pointed. "You!" They said angrily at the same time. "What about me? What did I do?" I asked innocently continuing with my little skit. I knew that it bothered them. "Tell me, was Calum in on this too?" Luke asked. Just as I was about to answer, Calum walked into the kitchen and said, "Yes. Yes he was." He stood by my side and put his arm on my shoulder. "We're a team," he said.

Nicole: A winning team.

Ashton: No, no, no. It's not over yet. You have not won.

Calum: Ash, just give up. Its no use.

Luke: No, we are gonna keep going until we do win.

Nicole: You're gonna be going for a very long time because you're never going to win.

Luke: We will get you back. We'll get you back good.

Ashton: Come on, Luke. We have some work to do.

Then both Ashton and Luke left the kitchen. Calum turned to me and said, "Okay, I have our next plan all set."

Nicole: Great! What is it?

Calum: We avoid Luke and Ashton for the rest of our lives.

Nicole: Really, Calum? I mean, you can't possibly be scared of them. They can't get us back.

Calum: I don't know, Nicole. I mean, when you can't think of a plan to do, just stay away from thing one and thing two.

Nicole: Okay, that is definitely not going to be our cheer.

Calum: Well do you have a better plan, Nicole?

Nicole: As a matter of fact, I do.

Calum: Thank goodness!!!!!! I am relieved.

Nicole: So first we have to wait for them to try and prank us but until then, we have to be as careful as ever around the house.

Calum: What do you mean?

Nicole: Like, always check what we're about to eat, walk slowly around the house with all eyes open, and whatever you do, do NOT make either one of them angry.

Calum: Got it.