5SOS - BABYSAT BY IDIOTS

Chapter 110

When 1D left, the guys came back home and it was 8:00. "So, Nicole, how much did you miss me?" Asked Calum with a smirk on his face. I responded, "Barely," with a smirk on my face.

Calum: Oh, please. Admit it. You missed me.

Nicole: Calum, you were gone for, like, 20 minutes. Oh, and did you hear what happened while you were gone? A bird flew into Ashton's window and hurt its wing but we helped it and it was able to fly again!

Calum: What?! That's, uh, interesting.

Nicole: Interesting?

Calum: Well, I mean, what am I supposed to say? That's amazing that the bird got hurt! Or that's too bad that you helped it.

Nicole: You're confusing me. Oh, well. Anyway, I'm bored.

Calum: Nicole, you're always bored.

Nicole: I know. That's because I have nothing to do. Hey, you know what I learned how to do when 1D was here? I am now a pro at catching food in my mouth.

Calum: Oh, really? Well so am I.

Nicole: Well, you are clearly not as good as me. We tested it outside and turns out, I can catch food in my mouth from 7 feet away!

Calum: What?! No way! I can only catch from, like, 2 feet away.

Nicole: Ha! See? I am better than you!

Calum: (Mimicks Nicole)

Nicole: Hey!

Calum: (Laughs) You started it.

Nicole: No, you did!

Calum: No, you did!

Nicole: No, you did!

Calum: No, you did!

(Ashton walks in)

Ash: Geez, you guys are absolutely the most childish people I have ever seen.

Nicole+Calum: No, you're childish!

Ash: (sighs) Exactly my point. (Sits on couch and turns on TV)

Nicole: Hey, are you gonna watch 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' again?

Calum: (Laughs) Ash, you watch 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'?

Ash: Yeah, what's so wrong with that?

Calum: Well, no offence, but it's mainly supposed to be something for girls. I mean, what guys want to watch girls shopping for clothes and getting their nails done and stuff?

Nicole: And don't tell me you just watch it because they have big butts.

Ash: I don't. I watch it because I find it entertaining.

Nicole: You find it entertaining?

Calum+Nicole: (laughs)

Calum: Ash, you have got to be kidding me.

Ash: You guys are such bullies.

Nicole: We are so not bullies. We're just playing around with you. And besides, I just asked you a simple question. Are you gonna 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' again?

Ash: Yes.

Nicole: (snickers) Okay then. Just wondering.

Then I walked into the kitchen to see Luke making dinner. "What's for dinner? Spaghetti and late-balls? Or maybe some food with tardy-sauce?" I said to him. Because they had left to go to the studio, we had to have dinner late. I was just trying to send him a message. Luke turned to me and said, "Okay, I get it. I'm making dinner late. But it's not my fault. Blame our manager." Then I said to him, "Nah, I'd rather blame you."