5SOS - BABYSAT BY IDIOTS

Chapter 166

I went to the kitchen and saw Luke. He was sitting at the table on his phone. "Hey, Luke," I said as I walked in. He looked up from his phone and said, "Oh, hey, Nicole. What's up?"

Nicole: Not much. Just bored.

Luke: Me too.

Nicole: What are you doing on your phone?

Luke: Just texting Selena.

Nicole: You are?!

Luke: Yes.

Nicole: ...

Luke: ...

Nicole: Well?!

Luke: Well what?

Nicole: Well I'd expect you to tell me what she's saying!

Luke: Oh. Well she said she wants to get back together again.

Nicole: Luke! That's awesome! Why are you acting like its such a small deal?

Luke: Well because I'm worried we might not last again.

Nicole: Oh, please. It's not like you're gonna turn out like Haylor.

Luke: What's Haylor?

Nicole: *gasps* You don't know?

Luke: *shakes head*

Nicole: Harry and Taylor...?

Luke: Nope.

Nicole: Wow... You really need to get out more.

Luke: I agree.

Nicole: You wanna know what Haylor is?

Luke: Sure.

Nicole: Well Harry Styles and Taylor Swift started dating a looong time ago but then broke up because of... I don't really know. But then they got back together again... Aaaaand then ended up splitting once more. Taylor then started writing love songs about Harry. Like, 'We Are Never Getting Back Together' and, have you heard Taylor's new song, 'Style?'

Luke: Oh, yeah.

Nicole: Well that song is obviously about Harry. 'Long hair, slicked back, white tee shirt'? I mean, come on.

Luke: True, true.

Nicole: Listen to Taylor Swift's new album. It's like every single song on there is about Harry.

Luke: So what you're saying is that I don't wanna end up like Haylor?

Nicole: Yes.

Luke: Or else Selena will start writing songs about me?

Nicole: ... Yeah, I guess so.

Luke: Okay then. But what if we have no choice but to break up? Or what if she's the one to break up with me? Then there'll be no hope. Selena will write songs about me, no doubt after that.

Nicole: Well first of all, if she breaks up with you she can't write any songs about you because she put herself into this mess.

Luke: Okay.

Nicole: But if you have no choice but to break up, all I can say to you is try to be happy. Have a good attitude with Selena. Respect her. Make sure she has no excuse to break up with you. Treat her well. Then it's a win-win.

Luke: How so?

Nicole: Well if you are respectful with her, she'll be respectful back and won't have any excuse to break up with you. That's a win for you. And also if you are respecting her, that's a win for her knowing she has the right guy and she's going to be happy in life. Eventually you two will be happily married and have 6 kids all named Jennifer.

Luke: Um, what if they're boys?

Nicole: ...

Luke: ...

Nicole: Name them Jennifer too.

Luke: *laughs* Okay, hold your horses, Nicole. Thanks for the advice. Hey, do you mind telling Michael, Ashton, and Calum the news?

Nicole: Sure!

Luke: Thanks.

Then I walked out of the kitchen and saw Ashton was not there anymore. He must've been upstairs doing his experiment. First I should tell Calum. I went upstairs to Calum's room and saw him folding his clothes. I walked in and said, "Hey, Calum. Guess what? Luke and Selena are back together."

Calum: Really? That's great. We should probably start shipping them now.

Nicole: Lelena? Suke?

*Calum and Nicole laugh*

Calum: They may be a good couple to the papers, but not a good couple to ship.

Nicole: True that!

I walked out of Calum's room and went to Michael's room. I said exactly what I said to Calum and he responded, "No way. I didn't even know they dated before." I chuckled and then went to Ashton's room. As I walked in, I saw his nails weren't purple. He must've actually been trying something. He looked to have had a paper and been drawing on it with the purple nail polish I gave him. I didn't really care. I just told him the news and he approved like everyone else.