Ashton sighed as he pulled over to the bar that Michael called him from. Apparently Luke was hammered and Michael was too drunk to drive.
Good thing Calum drove them both there because neither of them would be fit to drive home in Michaels car.
"Here we go.." Calum whispered, taking Ashton's hand as Luke and Michael stumbled over to the car, getting in the backseat.
"Hey ashy!" Luke giggled, leaning back against the seat.
"Hey Luke." Ashton smiled
They began the drive home and Ashton and Calum started talking just to drown out the sound of kissing coming from the backseat.
"Do you ever think they'll stop that?" Calum asked
"Hell no. It's Luke and Michael. They can't go 2 seconds without making out." Ashton laughed.
"It's gross." Calum whined
"Hey, give them a break, they're in love." Ashton said, squeezing Calum's hand.
"I'm in love with you, but that doesn't mean your tongue is down my throat 24/7." Calum scoffed.
"You're right. There's always something else down your throat.." Ashton laughed making Calum slap his shoulder and laugh along.
"You're so pretty, mikey.." Luke slurred, putting his finger on Michaels nose.
"You're prettier.." Michael laughed, poking Luke's nose also.
Luke giggled and took Michaels finger in his mouth, looking up innocently at Michael.
"Too far!" Ashton called out, but they didn't listen.
"Calum get in the back seat right now. Go sit between them. They're gonna have sex in my car if you don't hurry." Ashton said, and Calum laughed at Ashton.
He hopped in the backseat between Luke and Michael.
"You're not my boyfriend.." Luke laughed, laying his head on Calum's shoulder.
"Hey. Get away from my girl." Michael said slowly, glaring at Calum.
"Silly Mikey... I'm a boy." Luke laughed, leaning over Calum's lap.
"Why are they so dumb when they're drunk?" Calum asked Ashton.
"If only I knew."
Calum looked down and his eyes widened. Michael and Luke were sloppily making out over him, and he wanted to puke.
"Ashton you better drive faster, this is not a drill." Calum said calmly even though he wanted to scream.
"Don't worry baby. We're almost there."
