Don't ask why I made this, I tried coming up with a few jokes and quotes, trying to avoid reading Tumblr. But.... Some are in Tumblr.
But if the quote or joke sounds stupid then I made that quote.
And before you ask, yes I know people are making these quotes, I'm not being a copycat. (Me saying that I'm not now makes things suspicious XD)
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Iskall: Do you know what I wanna wish on my birthday?
Ren: what?
Iskall: to find you inside the box. ;)
Ren: but why?
Iskall: *face palm*
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*hermits trying to have a roasting competition*
Cub: were you born on the highway? Because that's where accidents happen.
Mumbo: no, I was born in a test paper. Because I was a mistake....
Cub:........
Hermits:........
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Iskall: your a good person Grian.
Grian: what makes you say that?
Iskall: because you never look down at others! :D
Grian:.....
Grian: I quit Architects now.
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Joe: I have my reasons to why I don't trust Iskall with math.
Joe: because Iskall 8 5 °^°
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Xisuma: someone offered you $ 200,000,000 but if you accept then your most hated person in the world will get $ 100,000,000. What do you do?
Doc: of course accept, why wouldn't I want to receive $ 300,000,000?
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Mumbo: come on Grian, you need to drink your medicine.
Grian: No, medicine is disgusting!
Mumbo: *holds medicine* but this medicine is one of the very best! Now that they added a bit of fruity flavor, this medicine became every kid's favourite medicine!
Grian: hmmm.... Sure. *Drinks medicine*
Mumbo: is what I was told about anyway.
Grian: *runs toward the nearest bathroom*
Mumbo: .-.
(True story) ;)
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Joe: do you know what's weird?
Cleo: what?
Joe: people pay to see the world either succeed or suffer very clearly.
Cleo:???
Cleo: I mean, God did gave us eyesight. We have to at least repay hi-
Joe: what are you talking about? I'm talking about how people have to buy glasses just to see the world clearly.
Cleo: .-.
Cleo: ohhh.
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Scar: I don't feel good.
Cub: you just caught a cold, you won't die.
Scar: but what if I do?
Cub: then I'll find another friend.
Scar: I'm feeling better already. °^°
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Mumbo: are we hermits reliable?
Grian: yeah, how come?
Mumbo: because you always look up to us.
Grian: well I do- *realizes what Mumbo meant*
Mumbo: :)
Grian:......
Grian: quitting the Architects wasn't enough.
Grian: *leaves the server*
~~~Bonus Joke~~~
Joe: too big is too small.
Xisuma: what?
Joe: too big is too small.
Xisuma: Joe, what are you even talking about?
Joe: I'm saying that water is too small.
Xisuma:....... Ok?
Joe: :)
(I think you'll understand this joke if you live in my country, I just like using this to mess around with my foreign friends because they actually don't understand what I mean XD)
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Ok..... I guess that's it.
May your night
Shine like the moonlight
Reflecting the sea
Ladies and gents! ;)
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Crazy Hermitcraft 6 Stories ;)
FanfictionThese are just random stories of the hermitcraft season 6, (also it's confirmed that I love writing anything with Mumbo and Joe 😂) But I enjoy making stories for other hermits.
