Majority of these quotes were made up by me while some are from Tumblr. Oof.
This is just a short one because I have a big collab I have to attend to. °^°
~~~Incorrect Quotes~~~
Ex: I will never become a successful man....
Xisuma: I'm sorry. :(
Ex: don't worry, my dreams were already shattered years ago
Xisuma: how many years ago?
Ex: *looks at X* how old were you again?
~~~
Ren: never expect things to happen...
Ren: it's better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed. ;)
Doc: well, i expected you to show up in my door step and I don't feel disappointed at all.
Doc: also did you just freaking copied that quote from-
Ren: SHUSH!!!
~~~
[Scar after having a terrible day and Cub isn't online and goes to a bar]
Scar: *slides 20 diamonds * I'll have the usual.
Grian: * gives him a hug*
OR
Scar: *slides 100 diamonds* I'll have the usual.
Joe: *throws it back at Scar* SCREW PAYMENT!!
Joe: *immediately gives him a hug* there there child...
Scar: T^T
~~~
[ After Cub hunting down Joe for the past week]
Joe: Cleo, if Cub asks where Joe is, how do you respond?
Cleo: who's Joe?
Joe: I raised you right. UwU
~~~
Grian: watch Maui and Pearl while I'll be offline for a while.
Mumbo: I'm your man!
Grian: don't do anything stupid or spoony that could trigger them or something.
Mumbo: I'm kinda your man..?
Grian: keep them safe or I swear to god Mumbo! That mustache won't be the only thing I'll be taking aWAY!!
Mumbo: *pushes Maui and Pearl into Grian's arms* you need another man.
~~~
Ren: In life, the only I've come to regret....
Ren: was not being a better person....
Doc: pftt, Obviously! You better step up your game man if you just keep copying those quotes!
Ren: I'm trying to be deep here!
~~~
Keralis: *hugs Jevin* too slimy.
Keralis: *hugs Iskall* too swedish.
Keralis: *hugs Cleo* too dead.
Keralis: *hugs Joe* too pg.
Keralis: *hugs Doc* t-too scawy. O^O
Keralis: *hugs Mumbo* too much redston- *cough*
Keralis: *hugs Stress* t-to-o....co-ld....
Keralis: *hugs Zedaph* too sheepish ;)
Keralis: *hugs TFC* too old.
Keralis: *hugs Grian* too small.
Keralis: *hugs Wels* too medieval.
Keralis: *hugs Scar* already taken.
Keralis: *hugs Shashwami* too busy for a hug. T^T
Keralis: *hugs Bubbles* just right! ^°^
~~~
Random person: Pftt Zedaph, worth something? He's just some third wheeled freak, trying to fit in with pro gamers like Tango and Imp-
Impulse: WHAT-DID-YOU-JUST-SAY-ABOUT-ZED?!!
Tango: *full on demon mode*
Fans: *full on Yandere mode*
Random person: *slowly backs away*
~~~
Grian: X-I- summa voiddd...
Xisuma: Gerarwwwrian.
Grian: Xeee-soooo-mmmmaa-viooooooiiiddddd.
Xisuma: Greoooon!
Grian:.......
Xisuma: ?????
Grian: *walks away*
Xisuma: was it something that I said? °^°
~~~
May your night
Shine like the moonlight
Ladies and gents! ;)
-Keichi Akechi
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Crazy Hermitcraft 6 Stories ;)
FanfictionThese are just random stories of the hermitcraft season 6, (also it's confirmed that I love writing anything with Mumbo and Joe 😂) But I enjoy making stories for other hermits.
