"You gave me horse DNA," Sophie said, appalled. She was shocked. She knew the Black Swan had tweaked her genetics, but horse DNA? That was going to far.
"Alicorn DNA," Mr Forkle corrected. "A majestic-"
"Horse. It's a horse. I'm part horse. I'll never be able to look in the mirror again."
Mr. Forkle fiddled with his thumbs, glancing at the wall as not to look at her.
"Oh, mom, don't worry about the uneven hooves on the bottom of my feet! At least you know I'm not actually the clumsiest elf alive- because I'm part horse!"
"Sophie, I think you're blowing this out of proportion."
"Keefe, you don't even need empathy! You can tell my emotions perfectly from the way my ears flatten! Yes, I know it's not a normal elvin thing- I'm part horse!"
"Please, Sophie . . ."
Sophie pushed her hair out of her eyes, cheeks red with frustration.
She sighs, a whinny escaping.
Her eyes widen, and she claps her hands over her mouth.
"This is all your fault!"
Mr Forkle averts his eyes as she walks (gallops) away as fast as she can.
(I already posted this on fandom but- um- yeah)
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How Did We Get Into This Mess - KOTLC Oneshots
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