"I PREDICTED THIS EVERYONE!
And a lotta you owe me money. We all knew this would happen. My boy was just wimpy, and waited forever. I almost did it for him!" Ro rolled her eyes, adjusting the microphone. "I've decided to let that go for the sake of true love.We've all been through some hard times." The crowd was a sea of nodding heads. "Keefe was there for Little Miss Oblivion-I mean Sophie- every step of the way." Honest mistake. "WE HAVE CRUSHED OUR ENEMIES WITH THE POWER OF TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE!" Cheering ensued, and the ogre looked down at a required paragraph. "The green clothing symbolizes life, the life of you two happy and giving me godbabies. Just kidding. Kind of. A toast to Lord Funkyhair!" A chorus of 'to Keefe's' rang out. "And a toast to the QUEEN of oblivion, our extremely overpowered Sophie Foster!" The choir sang again, over Keefe's grumbling about Sophie getting a longer introduction. "You may put my gifts in the glittery pink crate. You're welcome."
(A/N: Ah, Ro-wearing a breastplate with flouncy pink silk sleeves and a chainmail skirt- we all love her. REMEMBER TO VOTE, COMMENT, AND REQUEST!)
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How Did We Get Into This Mess - KOTLC Oneshots
أدب الهواةA COLLECTION OF ❤KOTLC❤ONESHOTS! Fair warning, I started this in 2018. The writing gets better at the end of the sokeefe section, but my bar is miles high. Remember to vote, comment, and request! It helps more than you think.
