"Wait, do toes count too," Dex asked, holding up ten fingers.
"Why the hell not," Tam answered, rolling his eyes. He could think of thirteen Never-Have-I-Evers for Sophie off the top of his head, eleven for Fitz, and sixteen for Keefe. If the detention record counted for anything, he had a lot of material to choose from.
"Who's starting," Biana asked, grinning devilishly.
"I will," Linh said. "Never have I ever . . . been kidnapped by the Neverseen."
Dex, Sophie, and Tam all put down a finger.
Tam jumped in.
"Never have I ever . . . flirted with Sophie." Knockout. Fitz, Dex, Keefe, and Biana all put a finger down. He was beginning to like this game.
"Never have I ever hid my ability," Biana proposed. Dex and Sophie both put a finger down. "Seriously though, I can understand Sophie hiding hers at first, but you? Technopathy is so cool!"
Dex blushed, mumbling something incoherent.
"Ok, make room for the master," Keefe interrupted. "Never have I ever been impaled by a giant bug."
Fitz's jaw dropped.
"Well if we're going to play like that, then never have I ever joined the Neverseen in an attempt to get information and failed miserably."
"Oh, it's on-"
"My turn! Never have I ever unironically said the words 'But we're cognates.'" Dex grinned, dimples flashing. He shared a fist bump with Keefe.
"You too?"
"Never have I ever . . . thought an entire franchise was named after me," Sophie burst out, a twinkle in her eyes. Dex groaned.
"Ooh, it's me again," Linh piped. "Never have I ever had 5 abilities."
"That's not even creative," Tam complained. "I can think of way better for Sophie."
"Well you're next, so prove it," the hydrokinetic shot back.
"Never have I ever . . . fallen into Alicorn shit while trying to ride one."
"How do you know about that!" Sophie cried out, flushing. Tam simply smirked.
"I have a better one," Biana said. "Never have I ever snuck away to examine a sick forest and set a bunch of trees on fire."
"Hey, you did that too!"
"I didn't set the trees on fire. That was all you."
"Never have I ever been beaten by my sister in base quest."
"Never have I ever eaten banshee toenails."
"You have to put a finger down too!"
"Worth it," Fitz declared, satisfied.
"Never have I ever needed 5 bodyguards," Dex said.
"Never have I ever refused to drink kelpie urine and gotten seasick."
"Foster. Why me?"
"To be honest, I wouldn't have taken that either," Tam agreed.
"Ooh, never have I ever hated agreeing with Keefe," Linh shouted. Every single person except Keefe put a finger down.

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How Did We Get Into This Mess - KOTLC Oneshots
FanfictionA COLLECTION OF ❤KOTLC❤ONESHOTS! Fair warning, I started this in 2018. The writing gets better at the end of the sokeefe section, but my bar is miles high. Remember to vote, comment, and request! It helps more than you think.