How Did We Get Into This Mess - KOTLC Oneshots

Never Have I Ever

"Wait, do toes count too," Dex asked, holding up ten fingers.

"Why the hell not," Tam answered, rolling his eyes. He could think of thirteen Never-Have-I-Evers for Sophie off the top of his head, eleven for Fitz, and sixteen for Keefe. If the detention record counted for anything, he had a lot of material to choose from.

"Who's starting," Biana asked, grinning devilishly.

"I will," Linh said. "Never have I ever . . . been kidnapped by the Neverseen."

Dex, Sophie, and Tam all put down a finger.

Tam jumped in.

"Never have I ever . . . flirted with Sophie." Knockout. Fitz, Dex, Keefe, and Biana all put a finger down. He was beginning to like this game.

"Never have I ever hid my ability," Biana proposed. Dex and Sophie both put a finger down. "Seriously though, I can understand Sophie hiding hers at first, but you? Technopathy is so cool!"

Dex blushed, mumbling something incoherent.

"Ok, make room for the master," Keefe interrupted. "Never have I ever been impaled by a giant bug."

Fitz's jaw dropped.

"Well if we're going to play like that, then never have I ever joined the Neverseen in an attempt to get information and failed miserably."

"Oh, it's on-"

"My turn! Never have I ever unironically said the words 'But we're cognates.'" Dex grinned, dimples flashing. He shared a fist bump with Keefe.

"You too?"

"Never have I ever . . . thought an entire franchise was named after me," Sophie burst out, a twinkle in her eyes. Dex groaned.

"Ooh, it's me again," Linh piped. "Never have I ever had 5 abilities."

"That's not even creative," Tam complained. "I can think of way better for Sophie."

"Well you're next, so prove it," the hydrokinetic shot back.

"Never have I ever . . . fallen into Alicorn shit while trying to ride one."

"How do you know about that!" Sophie cried out, flushing. Tam simply smirked.

"I have a better one," Biana said. "Never have I ever snuck away to examine a sick forest and set a bunch of trees on fire."

"Hey, you did that too!"

"I didn't set the trees on fire. That was all you."

"Never have I ever been beaten by my sister in base quest."

"Never have I ever eaten banshee toenails."

"You have to put a finger down too!"

"Worth it," Fitz declared, satisfied.

"Never have I ever needed 5 bodyguards," Dex said.

"Never have I ever refused to drink kelpie urine and gotten seasick."

"Foster. Why me?"

"To be honest, I wouldn't have taken that either," Tam agreed.

"Ooh, never have I ever hated agreeing with Keefe," Linh shouted. Every single person except Keefe put a finger down.